How to show your affection

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• superduperenigma@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m getting irrationally angry that they don’t start preheating the oven until all of the ingredients are gathered and stirred.

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  • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s my go to pickup line. On the first date I then proceed to “sugar,” and so on

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not affection, it’s confection.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same thing to some of us 🤷

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• Halosheep@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This how you end up waiting forever.

  Preheat your oven first you numpties.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If preheat is the last step, you arent preheating

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    • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Postheating

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• llamapocalypse@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don’t preheat first.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was in a bluegrass ban called Soggy Girlfriend. Preheat First was our debut album.

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  • Llewellyn@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, don’t you want a soggy girlfriend?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don’t you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵

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• Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Her?

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look, I’m sure egg is a very nice person…

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  • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m egg, and I’m evil

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• Kempeth@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You definitely should turn her on before you start stirring…

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• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope this post rises to the top.

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  • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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• runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just tested number 5… DO NOT RECOMMEND. I’m now sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.

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• atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I vote vanilla extract.

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• sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And voilà - she’s got a turkey in the oven

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The fact I thought this would be the recipe for chocolate salty balls is most likely betraying my age

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