Put it in your body, right fucking now

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• FlashZordon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most Kidneys lmao

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The FDA made them change it to ‘some kidneys’.

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• funkajunk@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is from Mad Magazine? I didn’t even know they still existed.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They were gone for a while. Only in the last 3 years or so have they come back with printed media.

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Dad I’m throwing away this box of mad magazines”

      “That’s you’re inheritance”

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Made with real rhino penis so you know it’s good!

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

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• metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'll stick with my perfectly safe powerthirst thank you very much

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  • z500@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Powerthirst is also crystal meth

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• Varcour@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh nice, it’s sugar free!

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  • victron@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Right?! I don’t want any of that addictive garbage!

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imma boof it

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    500 hrs of energy expended in 15 minutes.

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What does “boof” mean ?

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    • DarkDayz@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It means he’s goin to shove it up his ass for a quick fix! Lmao

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Known to cause cancer in the state of California, even in bystanders.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Safe for most kidneys, and you have a spare anyway

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• Squeezer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This reminds me of when we found we could bulk buy ephedrine over the counter from chemists in sub saharan Africa and go to uninhabited islands off the coast and get messed up. Happy days.

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• byroon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m onboard with the methamphetamines but I have questions about the rhino penis (poaching isn’t cool) and poison

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• white_shotgun@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hahaha i needed this chuckle thank you

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• XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that the guy from “Somebody that I used to know”? (Goyte)

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  • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Goiter

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