FlashZordon

@FlashZordon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifying⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  My little brother in HS was a bottomless pit. He played sports and went to the gym for extracurricular activities he was downing at LEAST 6000 calories a day. It was a wonder to watch. Kept our fridge empty while he lived with us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wrappers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy Cartilage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My back hurts just looking at this. Herniated a disk a while back and I don’t wish that pain on my worst enemy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indestructible quartz crystal can store 360TB of data for billions of years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rusty Shackleford??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was in the “tie a knot” camp for YEARS. Laziness just moved me into reusing the bread clip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there no Christmas version of Spirit Halloween?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s this one storefront where I live that’s basically unused for the year. But once Thanksgiving comes near the owner of the building will stock it with Christmas decorations and trees for the town to buy. Locally we just call it the Spirit Christmas version.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI trained on AI garbage spits out AI garbage.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The AI art is inbreeding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LAPD warns residents after spike in burglaries using Wi-Fi jammers that disable security cameras, smart doorbells⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Worked at an old job where one guy, that had access to the router settings, would disable the Blink Cameras so he could forge his time cards.

  Owners ended up realizing the cameras would only be disabled when he was on shift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A fresh install has made windows 11 fine on my midrange PC.

  The start menu drops my frame rate down to under 60hz which is weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wi-Fi jamming to knock out cameras suspected in nine Minnesota burglaries -- smart security systems vulnerable as tech becomes cheaper and easier to acquire⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At my old job we ended up finding out that one dude was essentially using the router login page to disable the cheap Wi-Fi cameras so he could mask when he came in to work and left so he could embellish his time cards. Boss noticed a pattern so he installed a manual timeclock and the embellishments slowed and eventually stopped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your meal has been delivered⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro left it in the Twilight Zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have to be Japanese to be a Kaiju?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Godzilla X Paul Bunyan would do NUMBERS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chill Sunday⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  "Lemme tell you something brother. "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put it in your body, right fucking now⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Most Kidneys lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana for scale⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My toddler would probably eat this in half a day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no accidents⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  -Pee

  -Poop

  -Cum

  -Unsubstantiated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no accidents⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fart is a top 5 funny word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work placement rewards om 2044⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh sign me up for the scream box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beeper Mini’s iMessage app for Android is broken, possibly by Apple⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know Apple can work fast but I actually thought they were going to last at least another couple of weeks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may want to sit down⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Daughter confirmed not a cop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republican Senators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Heatmiser looking ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Academic Writing Mood Meter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What would be max pleasant but low energy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube cracking on ad blockers.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  People out here are really dick riding YouTube lmao.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every Franchise Xbox Now Owns After Buying Activision⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  COD suddenly overrated to PlayStation owners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Iron Claw | Official Trailer HD | A24⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes the feel good holiday movie of 2023.

  Surely all brothers are very successful and live very long lives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And now Bezos is trying to inserts ads everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The loss of dark skies is so painful, astronomers coined a new term for it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Lived in the city for a few years before moving back to my rural hometown. The night sky without any light pollution was definitely an underrated thing I didn’t realize I missed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Howl's Moving Castle - 2004 - by Hayao Miyazaki, based on the 1986 novel by Diana Wynne Jones.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I adore this movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[TMZ] 'The Price is Right' Host Bob Barker Dead at 99⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the entertainment on the sick days home from school Bob.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Borderlands’ movie is set to be released next August | Engadget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the Borderlands series. Borderlands 3 was weak but not enough to ruin it for me. I really have no interest in seeing the movie.