And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

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• Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But that ‘no one:’ makes the joke.

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    • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t see how

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• Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you think a girl’s hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

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  • the_third@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is part of my sworn duty to thaw those blocks of ice.

    Although I have noticed, things have become a lot less dire since we gave in and let the dog sleep at the foot end of the bed. 35kg of fur covered bio heater help.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ha! Luckily I don’t have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲

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  • uid0gid0@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.

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  • smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ice creams

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• irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

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  • ehyuman@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No one: This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

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  • FlaminGoku@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is “random” / “weird” / “coming out of thin air”

    It’s silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

    So,

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  • Nythos@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

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  • hglman@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Allowing us to laff

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• spez@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shit! I am a girl!?

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  • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And I’m not a girl? Damn!

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    • PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought

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  • yannic@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife’s primary function is transforming food into heat energy.

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    • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What is wife’s primary function? What is her mission?

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People who period are more likely to have less average blood volumes, but you’re right that they may not necessarily be girls.

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  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sup, babe. How’s that ipo?

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  • FlaminGoku@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude i feel you. I’ve got mild Raynaud’s disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.

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• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I’ve fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.

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  • MrBusiness@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you the red hulk frfr

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• chiwiu@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a curse in the winter time, a blessing in summer

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• JPJones@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So help warm’em up!

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yup! Best part of cuddles is being a human blanket

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• muculent@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

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• OceanSoap@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be fair, our heat goes to conserve our inner organs. We may lose our hand first if we’re stranded in a blizzard, but we’ll survive the men, and hands are replaceable.

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, when did hands become replaceable?

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  • Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This Woman’s World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.

    www.womansworld.com/…/why-are-women-always-cold

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s low blood volume or anemia-induced in most cases I’d say.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤓

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Full disclosure on my part…

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