Carrot

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• windowsphoneguy@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can remove that, no problem. Just need to drive into something really fast.

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow, that was easy, it came off by itself!

    Quick followup, how do you remove a carrot from your nasal cavity?

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    • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Introduce a small rabbit up there.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The airbag does not launch the whole horn button at you.

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• THE_ANON@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You guys joke until the carrot rots inside and starts smelling and mealworms form and after they eat the carrot fully the mealworms starts falling on your lap.

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  • derpgon@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never ending drive snack. Keep feeding the steering wheel carrots and it will keel feeding you meal worms. I say that’s a win.

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was on my way to go fishing anyways so

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    • THE_ANON@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can’t argue with that your blersed

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  • Rubanski@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Depending on humidity, it might just shrivel up

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I WAS IN THE POOL!

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey I once dropped an avocado in my car and discovered it over a year later, it was shriveled & rotten but no smell, no mold and no bugs.

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    • LeadSeason@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How did it taste?

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  • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like a temporary problem. Once the carrot is gone and all the worms have fallen out, problem solved!

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

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    • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

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    • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      YOU LIED TO ME

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone

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  • jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Carrot”

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sit an open cup of ranch nearby and wait. The carrot will crawl out to dip itself and you can capture it.

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• jaschen@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not sure if this is a repost from reddit but if you’re actually interested. If you tell us the name and model, I can tell you which screw type it is using manuals. Sometimes it’s a Allen, torz or a regular Philips screw.

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  • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it ever a flat head? Just out of idle curiosity.

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    • jaschen@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Almost never. I have seen it used in classic cars before the Allen was invented but nothing since. The flathead screws had a high chance of slippage that might result in scratching the vehicle.

      Typically it’s a torx or allen.

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• mononomi@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some funny carrot smuggling business going on here

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There are usually only a couple screws that hold in the horn button. They’re usually located on the backside of the steering wheel and they go in toward the center from the outside.

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  • chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d like to add that anyone messing around with anything in that area should be aware that the airbag is very much capable of taking your head off and throwing it into the back seat so make damn sure you know what you’re doing.

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ABSOLUTELY. Airbags are literally explosives. I always disconnect the battery.

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    • sxan@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was going to say, be careful: that’s where they keep the shotgun shells.

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• ExLisper@linux.community ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are they bragging or complaining?

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• Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would leave the carrot for a couple of days until it dehydrates and shrinks up, then just turn the wheel 180, should fall out.

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You just add celery and cucumbers, and you almost have crudités.

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• Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you have kids it’s entirely understandable

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• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Emo bunny doesn’t.

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