When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    also ruins a young girl full of potential

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Potential is what she calls her brother.

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  • silasmariner@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know if ‘traitor’ is really the right term for separatists… I mean, it’s a hard spot, right? You’re betraying someone one way or another whichever side you choose

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the Southern Confederacy. They left the union because they wanted to expand the enslavement of people. That’s not just the leaders either, soldiers in the Confederacy made it crystal clear in their diaries and letters that they would rather die than be equal with a black person. They fired first, and they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances. They were traitors.

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    • itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Read any of the States’ Declarations of Secession, and you’ll see how the Confederacy betrayed humanity with that racist garbage. I would literally get banned if I copied and pasted what they say.

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• OneStepAhead@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If her family could read, they’d be offended.

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  tamagotchis lasted longer than the confederacy

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This my new favorite comparison

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• BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This dress is also available in a color we call “Appomattox Court House”.

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• madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This girl was born innocent… And thanks to the shitty roll of dice her patents were moron rednecks that filled her brain with garbage.

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  • kureta@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Her parents were also born innocent…

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    • madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      True. It’s a vicious cycle of hate, that’s hard to break if you live in a backwards part of the country surrounded by morons.

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• Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How do you circumcise a redneck?
  Kick his sister in the jaw.

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• Psaldorn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I’ll wear the flag of the losing side, that’ll make me seem [???].”

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• Seraph@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Roll tide!

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• humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When your football coach just retired

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• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seems like conefederates has no ass after the beating they had.

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• Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What are the chances the marriage lasts longer than the Confederacy?

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• AshMan85@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Trash.

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• Secret300@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alright but like, the dress actually does look nice

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  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So did the slaver’s daughters’ dresses.

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No it doesn’t. It looks like someone that needs so much damn attention they can’t just get married, they need to own the libs while getting married. It’s sad and looks horrible because of the pattern. Nothing makes it look good.

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, it doesn’t. It’s a crinkled, rumpled, shapeless mess. It looks like it was home made, by someone with no business making a dress.

    It looks terrible.

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• IamRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bo and Luke been hitting that.

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• badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll be her slave. :)

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  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    bro chill

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  • taanegl@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t know comments could have BO

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• sour@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  is habsburg

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