BeardedSingleMalt

@BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Giveaway! Win your Steam Copy of the 'Captain’s Edition' of Star Trek: Resurgence!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm definitely curious to see how it ties into the ST:Resurgence comic from last year! Plus the cameos!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨high energy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  "Banging the boss"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Net neutrality is back as FCC votes to regulate internet providers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[DS9] Runabout Entering The Gamma Quadrant | 4K⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Star Trek version of throwing a hot dog down a hallway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Fifth Helmsman⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That's the benefit of top notch practical effects, and going off-the-wall bonkers with the interpretation of future, as opposed to "200 years from now except contemporary styles and slang"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Untitled Star Trek Origin Story” film officially added to Paramount Pictures' 2025-2026 lineup.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh good, because if there's one thing Star Trek needs it's another origin story /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Section 31’ Movie Director Says It’s A “Different” Star Trek + New Character Details Revealed⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  and likened the tone to the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.

  Oh good, a light-hearted romp where half the characters act like idiots, that's exactly what a Star Trek movie about a clandestine blackops organization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one are you?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or like me and you're not a brand-whore you're a "I'm too goddamn broke which one is the cheap"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The traffic⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Them: Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee

  Also them: I'd like a venti skinny mocha caramel frappachino with an extra pump of vanilla and no whipped cream.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah one of those types where they HAVE to buy a Chevy truck...and the dirtiest it ever gets is when it rains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love to do this⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On my way to work there is a stretch of road about 1.5 miles in length that's 35mph. The traffic lights there are notoriously shore because it intersects with major 5 lane streets. Every single morning there are people who blow past me at 55+ to cut in front...and sit one single car length closer at the red light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why were so many people believers in the conspiracy that 9/11 was an inside job⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It also gives people a sense of deep satisfaction believing they know some dark hidden secret nobody else does... regardless of how absurd it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why were so many people believers in the conspiracy that 9/11 was an inside job⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It's something you can only believe if you refuse to actually spend more than 5 seconds looking into it.

  You hit the nail right on the head there. They seem to confusecritical thinking with reading a conspiracy theory and immediately accepting it as fact

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or you could buy an extension cord from such brands as HUANCHAIN, Mifaso, YISHU, POWRUI or Addtam and maybe it will ship in 4 to 5 days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife...

  Amazon - $14.99 with Free Prime Shipping.

  Sellers A & B - $9.99 with $5.00 shipping

  Seller C - $4.99 with $10 shipping

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nightcrawling crossover⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it's Frank. Mac and Charlie can't tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it's the twin-gene that they can tell.

  Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they'll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.

  Dennis: "This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!"

  Charlie: "YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR"

  Dee: "Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!"

  Mac: "Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank..."

  [Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"

  Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.

  Charlie: "THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!"

  Mac: "They're clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Politics] Have phobia, will travel⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Other old people...they get free top notch healthcare for life while saying healthcare isn't a right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Politics] Have phobia, will travel⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else's freedoms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Piss Rule⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or the Ad Buddies from Maniac.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paramount Plus just dropped its big Star Trek crossover episode early⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven't watched past S2 of Lower Decks, but if you like slapstick humor busting at the seems with fanservice and callbacks then you might like it.