King shit

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• HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This guy quafs

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’LL OUT-QUAFF YOU AND ALL YOUR FRUITY FRIENDS

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  • stinerman@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I challenge you to a quaff-off!

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’ll beach everybody off!

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  • OpenStars@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He was...thirsty

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• ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I gotta start calling people blatherskites. Been missing out.

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Reminds me of DuckTales

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    • ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Apparently, I need to watch the Ducktales reboot. Certainly do love David Tennant.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Blackguards for me

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• TheOgreChef@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Literally one guy: Man this is good whiskey, I could drink 2 or 3 of these…

  John (Jack) Mackintosh: ANTE UP MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR ASS IS GRASS!

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• rifugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  For those that are confused by the name change, Jack is an old nickname for John. It was most popular in the 17th century and has been on the decline since, so I don’t think many people today use it that way anymore. Or any people younger than 70, anyway.

  Of a similar origin, there’s Jim for James, Dick for Richard (giggity), Harry for Henry, and Sally for Sarah, among others. I think some of these are more popular than others, but it seems to me that they are mostly out of use in general, though some of the nicknames live on as normal names.

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  • SeabassDan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Harry and Sally I never understood since they aren’t really nicknames and aren’t even shorter versions, they just sound like different names altogether.

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  • TIMMAY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Correct, my uncle is john such and such the second after his pops but has gone by jack his whole life. He’s also a piece of shit but that’s beside the point

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    • HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you could even go so far as to say he’s a Jack ass

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  • aulin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I knew about it because of Jacksfilms. It makes no sense though. It’s got both the same number of syllables and letters. Jim and Dick make sense to me (and are also the only ones of these I feel like people know about in general.)

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• Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Out-quaffed himself of the knowledge whether he’s Jack or John

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  • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do people not know that JFK was called Jack?

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    someone hasn’t read The Importance of Being Earnest.

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• CodeName@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The last line repeating his name really brought the whole thing together. It was unnecessary but it also just had so much authority.

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  • FluorideMind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    His name changed.

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    • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Except that it’s the wrong name. Look again

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    • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.

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• Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bring your crew cuz you gonna out-quaffed, ya fuckin’ posers.

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• OpenStars@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Do I really want to know what "quaff" is?

  he quaffed pint after pint of good, good juice.

  No, methinks I doth prefer mine earlier ignorance. :-P

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  • dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s the male form of queef.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You havent truly lived unles youve farted through your dick hole

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  • psud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In the context of drinks it means to drink the drink quickly. I try not to quaff my beer as I want to enjoy its flavour

    Quaffing a pint would be emptying a glass of beer like an Australian on a hot day

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    • OpenStars@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Too many people treat drinking like it's some kind of contest imho - like, if you don't enjoy the flavor, then why drink it, and if you do, then why ... ah... quaff it?

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• Rosco@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  cool t-shirt design

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gas-bag?!? How dare you!

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• AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Am I a gravy trainer? How would I know if I was?

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  • monsterpiece42@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You 100% are. Any non-gravy trainer would has strong conviction that they’re not.

    The doubt means you must be. Time to go get out quaffed.

    I’m sorry you had to learn this way.

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