Warp nacelles makes ship go fast. So warp nacelles are the legs. It’s the first one, not the United SpongeBob SquarePants Enterprise.
Exploring some deep space questions
Submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
gregorum@lemm.ee 10 months ago
the Enterprise comes from a long line of nudists. we all know that.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If the enterprise were a nevernude, how would it wear its cutoffs
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Depends on where the sexual organs are … which leads to the question … if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 10 months ago
fully functional
ObsidianBlk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean… The Enterprise is always doing questionable things with that deflector dish.
My head cannon says the Enterprise explored a wormhole to the Farscape universe, did a reverse gravaton beam on Moya, then immediately went back through the wormhole… And that’s how Moya got pregnant.
Would also explain why all starships in the federation, after that point, were female (no dangly deflector)
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
So in the pants image …
Picture one shows the Enterprise proudly flashing everyone without shame
And picture two is more discrete
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
I guarantee there’s some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.
dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 10 months ago
First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that’s possibly in my head forever.
Secondly, you’re probably right.
radix@lemmy.world 10 months ago
First Officer’s quarters.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 10 months ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
This is the final, most correct answer for sure!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The enterprise does have a lot of engineers. It would wear overalls.
robolemmy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If the Enterprise was built in Florida, it’d be a combination of the two.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
If the Enterprise was built in Florida, we’d be asking on which nacelle the Enterprise wears its ankle monitor.
robolemmy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think we’re talking about two different floridas. Yours is the young and poor one, where mine is the old, retiree snowbird one.
“Inside every state there are two Floridas…”
negativenull@startrek.website 10 months ago
First for the main universe, the second for the parallel/Terran universe.
chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Long live the Terran Empire sponsored by Wrangler
samus12345@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Going by the general design of living things (on Earth, at least) being a tube with appendages at various points, I’d say the first one is more likely.
Posadas@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Nacelles are like the legs of the warp drive, and the shuttle bay is like the bum, so I go with the one on the left
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
Does that mean when shuttles dock…
Posadas@hexbear.net 10 months ago
off_brand_@beehaw.org 10 months ago
The first one, but uncover the engines because those are obviously the feet
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
None of them.
Enterprise prefers to fly easy.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Free-~~ballin’~~Dithium Crystalin’
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like this, obviously
Blackout@startrek.website 10 months ago
Both wrong, its more like this:
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The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
Wow, the Enterprise is ripped.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Wait until you see him eject his warp core
bigFab@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thanks. I opened comments looking for weirdier pics
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That looks like it could be the cover of a Chuck Tingle book._ Pounded in the butt by my own blue throbbing warp core _
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The deep lore is in the comments.
Same as it ever was.