Watching mouths fill up with towels

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• FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bowel obstruction jokes aside, this shit seems like it could kill people.

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The scale is off in the photo. Here’s a video of someone showing how they work and the “pills” aren’t pill sized.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can’t turn on the sound while I’m at work so maybe it explains it…but doesn’t the idea of adding water to the towel to expand it defeat the purpose of a towel? Like if I’m wiping up a spill, a soaking wet rag isn’t going to be super helpful. I guess it depends what you want to use it for. Maybe I’m just caught up on the world “towel” when it’s really more like an expandable wet wipe. Idk.

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    • whaleross@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yay! More single use disposable garbage!

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re pretty big though. You’d have to be swallowing something the size of a toilet tank cleaning tablet.

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    • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Good news everyone: It’s a suppository!”

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I find myself at Coachella somehow I’m taking one myself.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Id have have two just to feel ‘normal’

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    • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Understandable.

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• CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put one in a capsule that dissolves slowly. Swallow one when you’re hungry. Feel satiated for weeks. Loose weight

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  • TheRaven@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And it’s self-wiping when it comes out.

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unfortunately it’s all fiber 😅

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  • FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can probably do without the capsule, those are slow

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• Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are these for real? How big are these towels? How?

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  • w2tpmf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There are about the size of a paper towel, and only slightly stronger material.

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    • Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well that’s disappointing 😔

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chaotic evil

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just smoke a lot of pot with them (Go reference, anyone?).

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Slap on instruction to swallow hole with plenty of water and sell them to old people as food supplement that helps joint pain.

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mmmm, towel-flavored. It was worth the price of choking on them.

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