Come ride me.

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• blazera@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After all why shouldnt I? Im forklift certified.

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  • steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You clearly haven’t watched your forklift safety video. Warning: blood starts a few minutes in.

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    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love this

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    • PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Handschlag mit Gefahr

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  • Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Klaus?

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    • altasshet@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Klaus.

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “God she’s so pretty”

  John Deere tractor sputters oil and backfires

  “… so fucking hot”

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Teehee! Why are you so nervous!? You always know how to push my buttons! I want this!

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Im Fine…to forklift…probably

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?

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  • bane_killgrind@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pikachu providing cunnilingus to Kirby is a pretty great profile picture

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    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I always assumed Kirby did all the blowing so I’m as shocked as he is.

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes. A horse with a degree in dentistry, specializing in working work horses.

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    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah, just like when Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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• FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d love to wreck some shit with an excavator while slammed

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• TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you buckle up and turn the green light on, no one will know that you’re drunk!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And here I am stuck with a tsundere backhoe

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  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!

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  • Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Searching for tractor or other farm equipment lead to interesting results on xvideos.

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    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      opens incognito mode

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• xpinchx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll just drive really slow

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• Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  giphy.com/gifs/guy-everything-fk-AqpK7kiHuXApW

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One should only pick up a chainsaw after you’re a six-pack into the day.

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• Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Horse Dentist

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