64 if you relax
Uranus is so big!!
Submitted 11 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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synapse1278@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Holy shit, you made my day
sxan@midwest.social 11 months ago
Metatronz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Butt, lol
Burninator05@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
Maybe it happens sometime after 40?
TheColonel@reddthat.com 11 months ago
It doesn’t.
at_an_angle@lemmy.one 11 months ago
My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Nooooope
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I honestly don’t know which name is better: Uranus or George.
Yes, the guy who discovered the planet wanted to name it after King George, but everyone said that was too political, so it was called Uranus.
kzhe@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It would probably have been Georgia or some derivative of George.
vaseltarp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Aragon voice: “But today is not that day!!”
BillyTheSkidMark@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Homer in the distance
^^^no ^^^you ^^^won’t
paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In mythology, Uranus (or Ouranos) is the son AND husband of Gaia (Earth). They had 18 kids together, but he hated having kids, so he hid the kids inside Gaia… in a cave I guess, presumably not the same cave he was having sex with. In response, she gave the youngest, Cronus, a magic sickle and he castrated Ouranos. So somehow, despite 63 Earths being able to fit inside Uranus, Uranus managed to fit himself inside of Earth at least 18 times.
Hegar@kbin.social 11 months ago
presumably not the same cave he was having sex with
It was exactly the same cave he was having sex with. He refused to remove his penis to prevent their children from leaving the womb cave, so Kronos had to castrate Ouranos so they could emerge.
That's the actual myth.
mapiki@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Every time you think it can’t get weirder.
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yup, “our years” sounds way better than “your anus”
irmoz@reddthat.com 11 months ago
You’re a nuss.
That’s the official pronunciation. Practice it, and one day you can partake in astrononical discussions without giggling!
ridethisbike@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah I’m good fam
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The great thing about this is that “a” can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that’s how it’s used where I live, I’m not sure if that’s actually “correct.”
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That beats the current sharpie record!
betahack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??
astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Did they change it to George? Please tell me it’s called George now.
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For real? What’d they change it to?
redxef@feddit.de 11 months ago
Important question, do they mean
- 63V_Earth <= V_Uranus, 64V_Earth > V_Uranus
or
- They actually considered sphere packing and thus 64*V_Earth >= V_Earth
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
What else can you fit in Uranus?
fluxion@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Massive amounts of gas
db2@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
… in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 months ago
Siswet: “Only 63?”
Senseless@feddit.de 11 months ago
Is it good or bad that I know what you’re talking about?
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 months ago
It means that you are an erudite person.
bmsok@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Embrace Uranus
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hope I can always be immature enough to laugh at this. Life sucks, enjoy the little things. Or in this case the very big space you can fit things into.
SquishMallow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The day that happens, I’d rather die
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Image
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Why did they have to use “plunge”?💀
jwt@programming.dev 11 months ago
Sometimes journalists just aren’t that subtle when it comes to puns.
dingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
😳