Or someone else can fuck it up for you!
life
Submitted 8 months ago by dramaticcat@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Matriks404@lemmy.world 8 months ago
My life is essentially:
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Don’t have huge financial and career expectations.
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Be healthy and self-improve.
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For fucks sake don’t get into debt.
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Do not commit crime.
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At least try to work for good of society.
And that’s enough for me, and I recommend at least following first 3 points for good enough life without much stress (and last 2 if you’re not an asshole).
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Well I’ve got one down
thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In what country does breaking the law make you an asshole?
PersonalDevKit@aussie.zone 8 months ago
I would imagine this person is being more general. Don’t steal Don’t kill That sort of stuff.
Not your standard level minor tax evasion, illicit drug consumption, that one time you did 80 in a 50 zone but hey you were really late for that important meeting.
HorseWithNoName@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Well aren’t you special
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mihnt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
[deleted]Bluehat@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Lol I just had my dog almost die and after saving her life I ended up in the hospital for a week 🙃
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And even if you play perfectly, you still might be fucked if the other lanes all feed
moriquende@lemmy.world 8 months ago
fucking Yasuo
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 months ago
He’s going for the power spike
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Thanks powerbottomdad1
abraxas@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Total rimjobsteve memory, there.
maxFapper@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
WTF is the L?!
How does everyone else seem to know what it is?
Overland@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Taking an L = taking a loss / losing.
Its slang / an expression.
Clerkle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Thank you for making the internet user-friendly instead of exclusive. You deserve to contribute.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Im guessing you don’t like sports? W/L is pretty universal for win/loss and I don’t really watch any sports. Taking an L is at least in the US a culturally pervasive expression.
ted@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
WTF is “fapper”?!
How does everyone else seem to know what it is?
1847953620@lemmy.world 8 months ago
wtf is a “Cleveland Steamer”?!
How does everyone else seem to know what it is?
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
www.urbandictionary.com might help you out with unknown words and phrases
moriquende@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Being terminally online has to be good for something
Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
The Loss.
Zink@pawb.social 8 months ago
LEV already please and thanks
Omgarm@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Please explain abbreviations that aren’t universally known.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 months ago
Let Everyone Vote? Lemmy Electric Vehicles? Lose Every Ventricle?
Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Life Evacuation Valve, he’s saying we should all get one installed
shalafi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
the basic monetary unit of Bulgaria, equal to 100 stotinki.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You and me both
Dra@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Scarcity in a capitalist system. There needs to be a class prepared to do shit jobs.
psivchaz@reddthat.com 8 months ago
I mean, until we get much better at robotics there will always be shit jobs. The key is just that the people who do them should also probably be able to live a decent life without having to worry about how they’ll eat or have shelter or survive if they get sick.
Jimbo@yiffit.net 8 months ago
And during that fuck up your brain isn’t even fully developed and the people giving you advice may or may not know know what they’re talking about
Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yep, anyways back to paying those student loans
redballooon@lemm.ee 8 months ago
But if you fuck it up, you’ll always have someone coming back with a ‘told you so’.