Timmy, this is wrong

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• DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.

  And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If it happened all at once, but crack supply didn’t also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Realistically everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.

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  • sigh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different.

    there would be signs

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    • Sidewayshighways@yall.theatl.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      M night shyamalans epic sci fi Mel Gibson movie of the year 1965

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  • Stoneykins@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal

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    • tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Coffee doesn’t get rid of my teeth tho

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  • newIdentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don’t have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Vertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.

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    • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.

      7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.

      Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.

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    • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fair point

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  • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!

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  • Promethiel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It would be like China during the Opium Wars

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• Bizarroland@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  See I wouldn't be addicted to crack if it weren't for those fairy godparents!

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  • TurboDiesel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I heard this in Crocker’s voice

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    • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      FAIRIES! 0.o

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• Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He just doesn’t want to be the only one anymore

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• not_that_guy05@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait was Reagan…Timmy before growing up?

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, these were his later years as president. Or at least how he remembers them.

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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  • burgersc12@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck, its moving!

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• newIdentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  CocaCola puts the coca back into its drinks

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• kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does nothing unless you know it’s crack you need. Otherwise we’d just think we had a bad Covid-19 case.

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  • XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Almost everyone would have withdrawal syndrome, it would be fun

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Honestly, other than all the recovering addicts getting screwed over a lot of people would learn real quick not to be so judgemental.

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• Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Doesn’t this go against “Da Rules?”

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  • camr_on@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It goes into effect for 10 minutes before the fairy swat team rolls up. Or something like that, it’s been a long time since I watched this

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    • Hudomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They’ll be too busy smoking crack to bother

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• STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It would be the same as it is now except crack/powdered cocaine would substitute sugar.

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  • jscummy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because crack and sugar are interchangeable, and sugar addiction/comedowns are definitely as bad as with cocaine

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• Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Cosmos would do it then Wanda would bd like COSMO WTF

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Its just so moreish

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• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  WKUK Genie

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Source: @AltHistCody on Twitter

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