The #1 trick they don't want you to know
Submitted 8 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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digger@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
PatFussy@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Yet another unrealistic standard set for men
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah. Sure. Become a crab. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.
Fucking crabs.
Be better. Be a squid.
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, sure, as if I’d like to trash all my points I put in IQ.
Become an octopus and keep all that XP
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How dare you!
toasteecup@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sign me up, my new name shall be Leonardo di Pinci
Hyrulian@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The best part of this meme is the shoddy watermark coverup job!
mvirts@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The true meaning of carcinization, revealed
spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Dammit I’m already EVOLVING AS HARD AS I CAN
Godric@lemmy.world 8 months ago
FASTER!!! FASTER!!!
Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think there is a song?
GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 months ago
🦀
cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 months ago
Am crab, still have too many bills to pay and responsibilities to do.
Godric@lemmy.world 8 months ago
🦀 Skill issue
_number8_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
can normal animals in nature get fat? like a particularly lazy tiger or something
skulblaka@kbin.social 8 months ago
Sure, provided the food is available and doesn't cost too many calories to obtain. The real problem lies in the fact that most fat animals get hunted by other, faster, hungrier carnivores. Sure you can get fat in nature but it's a hell of a feat to stay fat (and alive) in nature.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Bears get fat every year to prepare for hibernation.
can@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
If someone is feeding it.
Coasting0942@reddthat.com 8 months ago
Having tasted freshly boiled crab, I’d be concerned about being caught by some land apes.
PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Just don’t get caught.
TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 8 months ago
This is how they recruit more Crab People
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Forgot the goal of all evolution
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’d walk side to side if I were a crab.
cod@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Time for crab
mrbubblesort@kbin.social 8 months ago
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Spliffman1@lemmy.world 8 months ago
But you also may become the main ingredient of a salad, or a “cake” or a soup…but it might be worth the risk
jelly_jam@kbin.social 8 months ago
i shall be zoidberg!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Sign me up
DocBlaze@lemmy.world 8 months ago
downside is entitled boomers love to eat you and not in an exciting sexual way
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I feel like a Crabby Patty right now.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
luthis@lemmy.nz 8 months ago
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mrbubblesort@kbin.social 8 months ago
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Genrawir@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Fun fact: Through a process of convergent evolution called carcinisation, crustaceans have evolved into crabs several times.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It is inevitable!
Thranduil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You also have crabs become non crabs
SchizoDenji@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It’s also a debated theory.
Genrawir@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is it really? I figured it was just another textbook example of convergent evolution, as that is where I learned about it. I know my comment should have said ‘evolved crab-like bodies’ instead, as they’d still be genetically distinct, and not taxonomically true crabs. Now I feel like I have to read up on what the exact nature of the debate is.