The #1 trick they don't want you to know
Submitted 1 year ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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digger@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yet another unrealistic standard set for men
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah. Sure. Become a crab. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.
Fucking crabs.
Be better. Be a squid.
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, sure, as if I’d like to trash all my points I put in IQ.
Become an octopus and keep all that XP
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How dare you!
toasteecup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sign me up, my new name shall be Leonardo di Pinci
mvirts@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The true meaning of carcinization, revealed
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dammit I’m already EVOLVING AS HARD AS I CAN
Godric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FASTER!!! FASTER!!!
Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think there is a song?
GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 year ago
🦀
cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 year ago
Am crab, still have too many bills to pay and responsibilities to do.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
🦀 Skill issue
_number8_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
can normal animals in nature get fat? like a particularly lazy tiger or something
skulblaka@kbin.social 1 year ago
Sure, provided the food is available and doesn't cost too many calories to obtain. The real problem lies in the fact that most fat animals get hunted by other, faster, hungrier carnivores. Sure you can get fat in nature but it's a hell of a feat to stay fat (and alive) in nature.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Bears get fat every year to prepare for hibernation.
can@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
If someone is feeding it.
Coasting0942@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Having tasted freshly boiled crab, I’d be concerned about being caught by some land apes.
PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Just don’t get caught.
TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 1 year ago
This is how they recruit more Crab People
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Forgot the goal of all evolution
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d walk side to side if I were a crab.
cod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Time for crab
mrbubblesort@kbin.social 1 year ago
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Spliffman1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But you also may become the main ingredient of a salad, or a “cake” or a soup…but it might be worth the risk
jelly_jam@kbin.social 1 year ago
i shall be zoidberg!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Sign me up
DocBlaze@lemmy.world 1 year ago
downside is entitled boomers love to eat you and not in an exciting sexual way
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I feel like a Crabby Patty right now.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
luthis@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
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mrbubblesort@kbin.social 1 year ago
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Genrawir@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fun fact: Through a process of convergent evolution called carcinisation, crustaceans have evolved into crabs several times.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It is inevitable!
Thranduil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You also have crabs become non crabs
SchizoDenji@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s also a debated theory.
Genrawir@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is it really? I figured it was just another textbook example of convergent evolution, as that is where I learned about it. I know my comment should have said ‘evolved crab-like bodies’ instead, as they’d still be genetically distinct, and not taxonomically true crabs. Now I feel like I have to read up on what the exact nature of the debate is.