DocBlaze
@DocBlaze@lemmy.world
F**k Off.
- Comment on TIL: Gabe Newell has a second hobby next to Valve 1 year ago:
I could hear that gabeN is running an underground fight klub in his basement and my opinion of him wouldn’t change. the man is a national treasure and the savior of my childhood.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
reminds me of the game we happy few
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
somehow I agree with both of you
- Comment on I'm not sorry. 1 year ago:
you monster.
- Comment on Lemmy is one of the most annoying social media sites if you're not an american 1 year ago:
I’ve taken to the block button alot since I moved here from reddit. it’s pretty much the only way because if you stay bubbled up in your local instance you won’t find any new subs as Lemmy grows, but my god when I first got here the amount of involuntary porn I had to sift through upon just making an account was just unsettling, and I’m not a prude at all.
- Comment on Beans. 1 year ago:
you monster.
- Comment on The #1 trick they don't want you to know 1 year ago:
downside is entitled boomers love to eat you and not in an exciting sexual way
- Comment on Beans. 1 year ago:
it’s the Crocs that give it that authentic toe jam scent and flavor. a bit like aged provolone cheese.
- Comment on Vivaldi Takes a Bite Out of the Apple: Introducing Vivaldi on iOS 1 year ago:
introducing chromium on unix
if you got that joke, You’re a huge geek and I love you
- Comment on Epic Games Cutting 870 Jobs, 16 Percent Of Its Workforce, also selling Bandcamp 1 year ago:
God damnit if I didn’t open this post to write this, verbatim
Honestly after unity shit the bed and payday 3 looks like a turd they probably realized they don’t need to try as hard anymore on unreal and fortnite, respectively
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- Comment on Drug mimics exercise in mice, raises metabolism, increases endurance, burns fat 1 year ago:
I also had that same idea of creating a small army of super swole mice to help me pull off the ultimate heist on the federal reserve, but since you thought of first I guess you can have it
- Comment on Drug mimics exercise in mice, raises metabolism, increases endurance, burns fat 1 year ago:
oh right, you mean those people with furaffinity accounts 🤭
- Comment on Drug mimics exercise in mice, raises metabolism, increases endurance, burns fat 1 year ago:
the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
- Comment on Drug mimics exercise in mice, raises metabolism, increases endurance, burns fat 1 year ago:
The most natural diet supplement of all time (unfortunately it tasted terrible until they combined it with banana cream smoothie powder).
- Comment on Drug mimics exercise in mice, raises metabolism, increases endurance, burns fat 1 year ago:
also scary for humans - a super race of gigantic, muscular rats with high libidos (that multiply very quickly) and want to overtake our food supply
- Comment on Drug mimics exercise in mice, raises metabolism, increases endurance, burns fat 1 year ago:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
(the rats are my friends)
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
as of the last walk back if you stay on the current LTS you should be okay! just do NOT upgrade the editor ever again.
- Comment on Drake’s upset 1 year ago:
wait, I’m confused. Is drake upset or nah?
- Comment on goodidea 1 year ago:
you are wrong, potatoes are our friends.
- Comment on Got laid off my first job out of college after three months, Help! 1 year ago:
I’m stuck on step 1
- Comment on Unity backtracks, no runtime fee for <$1mil or for games on current/old versions 1 year ago:
Unity employs a small army (about 3K) of senior software engineers, that can definitely command upwards of 200K per year, which puts the estimate at 600 million, plus a number of specialists (mathematicians, physicists) for things like cloth and hair simulation, large water body behavior, etc. They maintain a large compatibility for a huge and growing list of varying hardware devices, phones, consoles, this means they have to get things like floating point operation results reliable on all machines, older x86 processors, RISC chips, etc going back several decades, and even get experts directly from places like Microsoft for features like their C# to native compiler. Most devs don’t appreciate just how much commercial game engines handle in the background and make your build process so much easier. It’s definitely would take a slew of specialists years to get something remotely comparable.
Godot on the other hand while a highly capable engine, is a much lighter weight as by design (Juan L says so himself on the Godot blog). Features like plug and play multiplayer servers, machine learning for NPC behavior, encryption for credit card IAP, either aren’t included or havent been implemented as heavily or are only included in the asset store, as a product of a volunteer contributer, as most FOSS software is known to have. Just going through the unity package manager will show off the disgustingly bloated pile of software that is the unity engine. Probably several tens of thousands of packages available that most people will never use.
- Comment on Unity backtracks, no runtime fee for <$1mil or for games on current/old versions 1 year ago:
I agree they need to go to rev share, but I don’t think restoring trust is what they are trying to do here. They planned for a good chunk of devs not returning to the engine. Since 80% of users don’t pay them anything, and a large percentage of what’s left like three hundred bucks (the engine costs several hundred million dollars to maintain) there’s not much to lose there., this is likely more about keeping large tier studios and mid tier ones working on mobile games in the ecosystem. They are abandoning their old “seats” model regardless.
- Comment on Unity temporarily closes offices amid death threats following contentious pricing changes 1 year ago:
sorry tbh I’m sure this may have been a legit point but this was too long of a rant for me to get past. can someone tldr this for me
- Comment on Unity temporarily closes offices amid death threats following contentious pricing changes 1 year ago:
feel like a beefed up law enforcement presence for a couple weeks enough to stop that if it’s just one person dumb enough to stroll in the front door with a facetiming iPhone and a .45, this seems like an extreme reaction for something that was probably not even a literal death threat to begin with.
- Comment on Unity temporarily closes offices amid death threats following contentious pricing changes 1 year ago:
nobody who makes public death threats is gonna do shit. why would you announce and make a public record of a crime you are about to commit? another joke of a corporate move, unless it’s a lie to get sympathy.
- Comment on ‘Modern cars are a privacy nightmare,’ the worst Mozilla’s seen 1 year ago:
This is far from boring. This is outrageous. One of the most vicerally upsetting things I’ve seen all year. I’m more motivated than ever to keep my old reliable on the road for as long as possible. I’ll pay 450 a gallon if it means Nissan has no way to actively track my sex life.
- Comment on Tim Sweeney says Epic Games Store is open to devs using generative AI 1 year ago:
I mean, their requirements are still more strict than steam. GabeN basically says as long as you don’t break the law or cause us to lose significant business from bad press (aka “straight up trolling”) with your game, and have $100 cash handy, you are welcome to shill your school project quality, my first Unity game shovelware here
- Comment on I just realized there is absolutely no way to say 'i always lie'. 1 year ago:
when pachino said I always tell the truth even when I lie, though, that was pretty damn honest.
- Comment on [TMZ] 'The Price is Right' Host Bob Barker Dead at 99 1 year ago:
💯
