if i had a job

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• Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Ever see something so cringe it wraps around to being funny again?

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know it’s trying to be alpha and macho as fuck so what happens when you have the fight and end up on the ark with the other bloke monkey?

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sex teim

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If I saw this in my lawyer’s office, I’d take my papers anywhere else. I don’t mind personality in an office, but I’m not comfortable with the personality I’m getting from this

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are you crazy? That’s the team who could have put away OJ. Somebody send me their details, I’ve go a murder to premeditate (and brother it’s starting to rain)

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    • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Yeah hilarious is good for comedians, not lawyers lmao

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• DScratch@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also, the bible didn’t say only 2 monke

  “Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate, and seven pairs of the birds of the heavens also, male and female, to keep their offspring alive on the face of all the earth” (Genesis 7:2–3)

  Poster is both dumb and inaccurate.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Poster is both dumb and inaccurate”

    Just like the bible.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Land animals (Leviticus 11:1–8; 26–30; Deuteronomy 14:6–8) that had completely split or “cleft” hooves and chewed the cud were considered clean and suitable for eating. Any land animals that did not meet this rule were unclean.

    Sounds to me like monke would be unclean, so it checks out.

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  • TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not an expert, but I don’t think monkeys would have been considered clean in this context though. I’m pretty sure they’re not kosher.

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    • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Who knows. The person who wrote that probably didn’t know what a monkey was. I don’t think there are monkeys native to the region.

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    • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Definitely not kosher

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends on which book you’re reading. One says 2, one says 7, it’s all BS regardless.

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Was about to say something along the lines of this.

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• Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This cringe is painful. Luckily it’s the Internet and this is probably fake AF.

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ya, that doesn’t look like a conference room where anyone would entertain “high net worth clients”. Cramped, metal window frames, crappy furniture. This looks like a room where someone would watch sexual harassment and forklift safety videos before they start working in a warehouse.

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    • MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      That image has been floating about without the explanatory text as well so I’m 100% the context is fake.

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  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No. No this is about the cringe id expect.

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think this is AI.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Partner put this up

  cringe

  at a law firm

  bent double with the overwhelming pain of cringe

  where we meet high net worth

  Oh no, that makes perfect sense. All those people are freaks who would love this.

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would 100% not use this firm. Yikes. Terrible vibes from nearly every angle.

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  It’s okay, the first two monkeys are 🙈 blind and 🙉 deaf to evil. You can’t speak 🙊 anyway, just watch for creaky floorboards.

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is what a lawyer who wants to rack up billables looks like.

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• shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Put this on a shirt

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Clearly this monke ain’t tryna fight cancer

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