One stop shop

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If this is real it’s in Portland.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nah. This is Reno or the older part of Vegas.

    Portland would be a psychic that does couples colonics and taxes.

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    • comador@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nah. This is Reno or the older part of Vegas.

      Portland would be a psychic that does couples colonics and taxes.

      If we’re talking downtown Portland, you can’t forget the attached oddity museum or drag queen bar.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Who is nude here, you or the psychic?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Depends how your taxes turn out

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The only one fucking me in this scenario is the IRS! Waka waka!

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s the third nipple.

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  • human@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “mallrats fortuneteller”

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Works every time

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• PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Assuming the psychic is a woman: Based on my red light experiences, this is going to play out very differently than you might think.
  First, she’ll tell you that you are free to get nude during the reading. If you want her to disrobe, you’ll have to shell out quite a bit more money. And then she’ll go topless, and she’ll have saggy, wonky tits.
  And that’s it.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “You’re about to get it so hard.”

  “Wow, hot!”

  “Not really. You just don’t qualify for three of these credits. That’s going to bring your liabilities up by about $12,000”

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is it nude psychic readings, and tax advice?

  Or is it nude tax advice?

  Or nude psychic tax advice?

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  • chisel@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nude readings tax, psychic and advice.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sounds like a good place to hang out, count me in.

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I see dead people…and they’re arousing…and may have deductions they weren’t aware of

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• SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Doesn’t quite beat the “otolaryngologist and wiener sausages”.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I mean… sounds pretty interesting to me!

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