I was going to make a Kosher joke, but it felt like it was missing something…
Do you have a vegan option?
Submitted 1 day ago by Thassodar@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
Ah yessss, I likess them raw and wiggling, Gollum!
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Alternatively, you can also opine about people not taking “A Modest Proposal” as seriously as they should, and the only failing you can see it limiting it to the children of the poor.
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I prefer “Aw, thanks! You shouldn’t have.”
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
“Christ, no, I’ve aleady got two!”
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Get in my belly.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
I’m bigger and stronger than you! I’m higher on the food-chain!
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I always go with “but what if I kill it?”
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
What if they agree you should? No thank you, I do not want to be part of that conversation.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Hands them my baby pothos sappling 🥹😭
homes@piefed.world 1 day ago
The one time I actually tried this, it did not go over well
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Some people still aren’t very accepting of Vegetarians.
homes@piefed.world 1 day ago
Vegans often aren’t very accepting, themselves. Too many times have I been enjoying my own meal, minding my own business, and some arrant vegan decides to come up and give me a piece of their philosophy.
Look, lady, I came here for a meal, not a lecture.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well then that kid is going to have a bad childhood.