I was going to make a Kosher joke, but it felt like it was missing something…
Do you have a vegan option?
Submitted 1 month ago by Thassodar@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Alternatively, you can also opine about people not taking “A Modest Proposal” as seriously as they should, and the only failing you can see it limiting it to the children of the poor.
mech@feddit.org 1 month ago
Ah yessss, I likess them raw and wiggling, Gollum!
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I prefer “Aw, thanks! You shouldn’t have.”
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
“Christ, no, I’ve aleady got two!”
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Get in my belly.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I’m bigger and stronger than you! I’m higher on the food-chain!
ch00f@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I always go with “but what if I kill it?”
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
What if they agree you should? No thank you, I do not want to be part of that conversation.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Hands them my baby pothos sappling 🥹😭
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
The one time I actually tried this, it did not go over well
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well then that kid is going to have a bad childhood.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Some people still aren’t very accepting of Vegetarians.
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
Vegans often aren’t very accepting, themselves. Too many times have I been enjoying my own meal, minding my own business, and some arrant vegan decides to come up and give me a piece of their philosophy.
Look, lady, I came here for a meal, not a lecture.