cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/43968625
Markwayne Mullin, Trump’s new PRICK for Homeland Security secretary.
Submitted 1 day ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/43968625
Markwayne Mullin, Trump’s new PRICK for Homeland Security secretary.
Can’t wait to see where he’ll be hiding next time shit hits the fan. Fuck this redneck asshole with a long, dry, splintery pole. I’ve voted against this wad every time I could, but I’m heavily outnumbered here.
Doubtless he’s spent some time under the Resolute Desk already for Trump to have picked him.
is that his shit we’re referring to? that was his shit, the shit he both encouraged his constituency to smear in the halls and then the shit that fell out his butthole when he shat his pants in fear, right?
This stupid bastard will do anything to rake in the cash. He is about to have a huge payday, then will love out his miserable life in north east Oklahoma. Talking big shit to his neighbors
Is it “Mar Kwahn” (rhymes with swan) or “Mar Kwane” (rhymes with main)?
Alternatively we could go with the infix and call him “Kway Kway” which seems to fit with his, hm, diminutive stature.
Or is it “mar-kuhwan-ye”, rhymes with Kanye (West)?
I’m going with Mar-A-Kwahnyay and will just assume that’s correct.
Mar-a-Kwango
Interestingly, it’s pronounced exactly like “limpdick”.
Who is that?
It’s the new Ice Barbie.
Mar-Kwanye
I give him till the 4th of July…
Or spell it like a hood name: Marquaiyne.
I am considering challenging him to a cage fight.
Mar-Kwa-yne
trying to sound like “mark twayne” without being as intelligent, a temu edition.
Mar-a-Kwayné
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Or, hear me out… I could go the rest of my life not knowing who the fuck this dude is.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you’re in the US, you can’t. He’ll be the guy behind your neighbors being arrested for existing while brown.
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 day ago
True, I didn’t know who he was until yesterday.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I still don’t know.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Me to me about the dumb rich new yorker who’s always on television for some reason
homes@piefed.world 1 day ago
When you figure out how, be sure to let me know
Washedupcynic@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
He’s next in line to fuck Lewandowski on the jet. It will be called heated immigration.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nope, Corey is out of the house now too.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 day ago
All aboard Boudoir One!
4am@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Libs are such ostriches
Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Go seek fulfillment elsewhere little troll