Microslop 🤮

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• Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is a solution to this microslop thing that is super easy for them to implement. I’ll solve their problem right now. Remove any and all copilot garbage from the OS. All integrations, all in program bots, everything. Not “turn it off if you want”. Remove it entirely.

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  • SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lmao

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  • nuko147@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What about the 30% code is made with AI, and Windows having major problems? Or the fact that there is no innovation and they offering just the basics?

    No Microslop fits them perfectly.

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    • Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Delete it all. Start again.

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  • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sadly there are many users who are all in on the AI bullshit, so that likely won’t happen until after the bubble pops.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    they could 50% improve their implementation if they renamed it clippy

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• mesamunefire@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They just announced the death of XBOX too. Microslop gonna put AI/windows into consoles.

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  • LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looking forward to the next Xslop

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    • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      slopbox?

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How do they not realize once they try to ban it, it’s going to stick? If they just ignore it, it might go away after a while.

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  • SilverFlame@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s the Streisand effect

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Having participated in the epic Mac vs. PC flame wars of the 90s and 00s I’m upset us Mac users never came up with Microslop.

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  • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No, but we did have a cross platform PC game about it:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microshaft_Winblows_98

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always used to say that Gates named the company after his dick.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That was you?!? Brilliant

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So you’ve seen Epic Rap Battles. How clever of you.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      clearly true with all the time he spent on that island with those children.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I might make Microslop Winslop 13, making fun of the AI hype cycle.

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    • Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sloperating system

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably because Mac marketers never thought of it. Their whole marketing strategy during the 90s wasn’t even about what Macs or PCs could do but that cool people liked Macs and only middle aged business men liked PCs. Despite most of the games that weren’t on both platforms being on the PC side and Macs being the overpriced underperforming one (which IMO is the opposite of cool).

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure Apple’s marketing team didn’t come up with “Micro$oft”

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Windows 12 is to be a mixed AI and Subscription model service.

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  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That turned out not to be real reporting and reputable outlets covering it retracted the story, but I wouldn’t put it past Microsoft to decide its a great idea

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    • LSNLDN@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh really? Guess they were testing what public opinion would be. They deserve the fury of the public at least to guide them lol

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i personally think it was real: it was a controlled “leak” to test the waters (or to prove to the executives to change course), and when the reaction was so predictably overwhelmingly negative the executives maybe woke up a little?

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the windows 360 cloud thinclients they are now selling.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It won’t work, but the C-Suite will have their primary objectives met - it’s got AI and Subscription, what more could anyone want?

    “Bonuses all around! Who’s got cigars?”

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• tiramichu@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What show is this? Assuming it is.

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  • hypertown@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    JJK 3

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    • tiramichu@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks :)

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• EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I love saying Microslop because Micro$oft doesn’t translate well into speech … I use this in formal conversation with customers as a support engineer on a fortune 500 European defense contractor.

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