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• RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dude live a pornstar life and then he cured AIDS.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who is down to raw dog Magic Johnson?

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    • RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Enough people that he got AIDS?

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To be fair…

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  • Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The cure is money

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Randy Johnson’s name and nickname were ideal porn names as well. His nickname being The Big Unit

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He also obliterated a bird unlucky enough to cross the path of his fastball on live TV, which is totally unrelated but a fact that needs to live in more people’s minds like it does mine.

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    • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what i love about The Big Unit is that that, his most iconic moment, is something he uses to promote his brand as a wildlife photographer because he feels so wracked with guilt that a bird died because of him. it’s not anything he had any control over. but he refuses to let that bird have died in vain. so now he’s the wildlife photographer who accidentally exploded a bird once.

      the world needs more men like Randy Johnson. skilled enough to be absolutely terrifying but humble enough to be heartbroken to have killed a bird

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    • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The greatest pitch ever thrown

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One day there will be a cricket player named Godzilla’s Shlong and we’ll all say the same thing

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• kablez@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anyone else getting Old El Paso taco vibes from the colour scheme?

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure he used this name in that sort of way more than a few times.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Meat spins intensifies.

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    • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Meat spin intensified by design, that’s why it counted up!

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah wasn’t he the one who got AIDS because of all of his sexual promiscuity in his prime?

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean that’s not really a causitive link. He could have gotten aids without being promiscuous, but yes he was also extremely promiscuous.

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• flying_centipede@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The “TRUCK YARD” sign is the Spongbob font. It’s the first, and only thing I can see now!

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The guy who laid more pipe than UA Local 803 did not waste his name.

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• LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hulk Hogan also wasted his on wrestling instead of showing his “skills” on a proper manner.

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    By being racist and against worker rights?

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• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know. The fact that he never got AIDS, only HIV, suggests that maybe indeed it was a magic Johnston.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Didn’t he inject dollar bills into his veins to prevent? Saw that in a documentary called South Park

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• turdburglar@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  wesley treat made a larger version of this truck yard sign for the owner on his youtube channel.

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