turdburglar

@turdburglar@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: ICE is MURDERING in the streets!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  get a person to make your poster. down with the slop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do your own farts smell so bad in the shower?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  you should run for elected office.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get greasy spots out of wooden cutting board properly?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i’m not sure what yall are calling “dry” but generally when applying penetrating oil finishes, one applies a generous amount to the wood, waits a given amount of time, usually a 20 minutes to an hour, and then wipes off the excess. then you flip the rag over and wipe it again. then again. ultimately you want the rag to come back clean and then you’re done.

  that’s pretty much it. it’s as dry as it needs to be to be before buffing, waxing, or buffing and waxing the surface.

  if you’re waiting days for the oils to dry, it seems likely to me that you’re leaving way too much oil on the wood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get greasy spots out of wooden cutting board properly?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i witnessed its effects on the woods that i’ve applied it to. i’m a woodworker, not a scientist or academic paper reader/writer.

  i’m not sure why it’s now MY petroleum product tho, that’s a weird and aggressive way to ask your (i think rhetorical) question.

  doing in fact, when it comes down to it MY preferred finish is actually shellac, but it doesn’t perform well in kitchen applications.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you know, i think you’re right - and in further support of your argument allow me to point out that the commment directly below yours says, ‘what is it even supposed to mean in this context?’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thank you for looking it up. i always fuck up adverbs and adjectives so there was no way i was pulling out attributive adjective.

  i just knew they were wrong and i was right. now if you don’t mind ive got some clouds at which i need to go shake my fist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the yns are using it to mean aesthetically pleasing. good lookin’. put together. cute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this is my hill. don’t tell me where to die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cool, but aesthetic is not an adjective.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get greasy spots out of wooden cutting board properly?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  well i’m a woodworker, and as such i relish a good hassle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get greasy spots out of wooden cutting board properly?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  walnut oil is lovely. it doesn’t penetrate the wood as deeply as the mineral oil + beeswax tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get greasy spots out of wooden cutting board properly?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  mineral oil is sold at the pharmacy as a laxitive. so yeah, violent greasy shits.

  it’s also cheaper to buy at the pharmacy than it is to buy at the woodworking shops as a finish. same stuff tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get greasy spots out of wooden cutting board properly?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i mean, ok. but as an actual woodworker, my knowledge base shows mineral oil to be a standard food grade treatment for wooden kitchen implements.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get greasy spots out of wooden cutting board properly?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the mineral oil makes the beeswax into a soft paste. it wipes out of the pot quite easily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get greasy spots out of wooden cutting board properly?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  get you some mineral oil and beeswax. 2/1 ratio. heat them in a saucepan on low heat until combined. pour the mixture into a shallow vessel - empty tuna cans work great. allow the mixture to solidify. use a dry clean cloth to apply the paste to cutting board. let it sit for an hour and then wipe off the excess.

  repeat once a month-ish or when the wood starts to lighten.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I Ai a whole video?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no, stupid. questions?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Australia's social media ban threatens free expression⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that they are creating another middleman for collecting money from the population at large as is seen in the health insurance industry in the us.

  buy your online age verification from us and get free cloud storage for a year…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that americans can now deduce private jet expenses from their taxes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  indeductable!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah he sucks for sure, but who were his parents?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GM cuts thousands of EV and battery factory workers | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s what the slate truck is supposed to be. i guess we’ll see soon enuf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A single point of failure triggered the Amazon outage affecting millions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this headline has mad ‘it was was in the last place i looked’ vibe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Using Tylenol(acetaminophen) during pregnancy may increase children’s autism and ADHD risk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  no it mayn’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s got electrolytes!