Cool turts don’t look at explosions!
Shell shock indeed!
Submitted 21 hours ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to [deleted]
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Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 18 hours ago
engywook@programming.dev 13 hours ago
Video: inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=7etv_-Rnub4
Pretty great slip from the anchor saying, “The fire started inside the shell… inside the shed…”
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Strong shell and feets for marching!
kamenlady@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Unmute to hear the tortoise cursing
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Scrambling?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
It might be hard to see with the speed blur, but the tortoise is in the center bottom of the photo in front of the grass.
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
You sure SLAMMED that guy with your comment!
(Exaggeration in headline languages is insane these days)
modus@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
He’s just doing it in slow motion to look cooler.
Kage520@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I’m really surprised no one photoshopped in a Mario with the fire flower
fubarx@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Slow news day?
huquad@lemmy.ml 14 hours ago
The only witness huh? Sounds like an inside job to me
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 17 hours ago
Your tortoise overlords HATE this one simple trick!
Jerb322@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
My wife got one of these tortoises. It was so cute 8 years ago. Now it fucking 60lbs and growing! Don’t get one of these without looking them up first. My favorite line from the care sheet. It says, if you don’t mind mucking up after a pony…
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
And will probably live longer than you.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
It’s an African spurred or Sulcata of anyone is still interested.