Judging by his face he did not sign up for this.
USA! USA!
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Neither did the deer.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I want the story to this.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
yeah that’s way better than if he had actually put it in a choke-hold, because i’m pretty sure that’s really difficult to do right without hurting people (and, you know, no one trains for doing it on deer…) and even when you do it right i think it’s not very good for the person you do it to.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What else could possibly be missing from the story? Unless bigfoot and the loch Ness monster was fighting in The gun aisle I think this story tells itself.
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In case anyone doesn’t know, a deer can and will kill you with its hooves. They’re not really aggressive but they will defend a lot.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
just like a 6 year old. they look small and unassuming but if you try to stuff one in your van or trunk, you will get hurt.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not if you give its eyes and put it in a chokehold.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Finally the truth of what happened to Bambi’s mom
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Loverrrrrrrs in a dangerous time…🎵
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
#wholesome