They don't pay me enough for this

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You misspelled “production database” 😈

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Using excel as production database is just crazy

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Doesn’t mean we don’t use it as our main database

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  • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Watching production database use Excel?

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      100000

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No.

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  • galaxy_nova@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How about “upstream changes without telling you”

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Surprise features.

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  • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dont you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby!

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• THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Watching anyone else use a computer, really. It’s agonizing.

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All of it is painful… but the pain of watching someone need to go between 2 windows repeatedly without using alt/tab.Just shoot me

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They minimise the window first before pulling the next one up from the tray.

      Then they accidentally click the x…

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    • Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Honestly, that’s me when I have to use Windows because I’ve gotten so used to the workspace centered workflow of GNOME 😭

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• HexesofVexes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Teaching people excel:

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hating Excel is something for which I get payed, but man, how better my life has been after PowerQuery.

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  • teuniac_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Inside Excel?

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• Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Or AutoCAD. I hide all the icons so people won’t use my computer. “Where’s the move button?”

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• dantel@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  For me it is ‘someoe using Excel (at all)’.

  Seeing people bragging about cool ‘apps’ and ‘databases’ they created in their department only to find out it is Excel. Oh the pain…

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• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Common, that’s not fair! The other MS products also deserve to be mentioned here.

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  s/else//

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  • Admax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t know how I should feel about getting this joke

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I never learned how to use it so I relate but in a different way

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• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh god, imagine mob programming or pairing in a bank. Just with excel. Couldn’t, wouldn’t. Would run.

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