AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns

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• medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  First rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

  Second rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

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  • eleijeep@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

                       1st rule
                  2nd rule  3rd rule
             4th rule  5th rule  6th rule
        7th rule  8th rule  9th rule  10th rule
    

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• elperronegro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh dear, what a shame, never mind

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Translation: We need more suckers now!

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t tease us with a good time, fucker.

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• FireWire400@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m not sure what Nutella wants to accomplish with with his constant “warning”, because nobody cares. Apart from his billionaire buddies maybe.

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• Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Good?

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• user_name@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Inshallah.

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• kokesh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let’s hope it fails soon.

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• NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I for one look forward to buying a dirt cheap GPU in about 2 years.

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is it a “you’re holding it wrong” moment? Or a “no, it’s the consumers who are wrong” moment?

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• kyonshi@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Good.

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  SELL SELL SELL!

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• ammonium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t threaten me with a good time

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• AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Cry more. Half the problem is Copilot is anecdotally worse than just running a model locally myself. It easily ranks at or near the bottom for everything IME.

  The other half is Microsoft shoving it everywhere including fucking Notepad.

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• dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Please pay us money and we will trickle down more of those 2000-era wages to you dirty lazy masses.”

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• Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I can only hope that THIS time, with the sheer amount of information available, that future historians will convince society that it’s better to run society based on evidence and progress and humanity.

  We have the old boys club running our companies, grifting and building a giant economic bubble to make a quick buck they have no use for, and casually destroying some of the most valuable brands out there.

  They are running many of our governments too, and that’s not working great.

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  • SparroHawc@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The trouble is that it becomes far too easy to fall into the pattern of power being used to garner more power. All power needs to be held in check to avoid that very simple flaw. The moment the people are convinced that power shouldn’t be held in check is the moment that they are doomed.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh, that would be a shame. Not like I was already planning on buying a new computer this year and the idea of over-paying due to RAM shortages and other bs has made me mad at them. After already being mad at them for a lot of reasons that were more abstract in how they harmed me. Fuck 'em.

  Hey, you know that Microsoft guy in a high position who pissed off devs on Twitter by saying their code would be replaced by AI and then a lot of the internet called him on his shit? Maybe I can work for him (because I’m certainly not talented enough to get hired directly under ass-face here).

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• JayGray91@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bend backwards and ponder your shiny orb of a head, Nadella. That’s the whole point.

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• Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t get too excited folks, Nadella is never right about anything.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nadella, stop trying to make ‘AI’ happen, it’s NOT going to happen!

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• AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “The torment nexus could falter without more public support for tormenting people”

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• Quazatron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Take all those billions and go unfuck Teams. Thank you.

  – millions of office workers

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• AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nobody wants your shitty, unethical and environmentally disastrous product. Go back to the design room and make good things people want and stop trying to force AI down our throats.

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “The only way to save this shrinking ice floe is for more people to jump on”

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• UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If people don’t keeping buying our fake perpetual motion machine we aren’t going to make back the money we invested in building it!

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• Bonesince1997@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🤞

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• reksas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  the horror! why dont the people think of the shareholder dividends! The rich people yacht money!

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• qevlarr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How would this be bad for me?

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  oooh, promise?

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Please, please buy into our grift.

  signed microslop

  or isit macroslop?

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