Be ungovernable

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• uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  cbsnews.com/…/parrots-separated-england-zoo-cursi…

  They recently joined the Lincolnshire Wildlife Centre’s colony of 200 African gray parrots in August, […]

  “I’m hoping they learn different words within colonies,” Nichols added. “But if they teach the others bad language and I end up with 250 swearing birds, I don’t know what we’ll do.”

  😂

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  • GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Narrator: >they did end up with 250 swearing birds>

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    then you make it a feature! “visit the swearing parrot enclosure! be cussed at by various birds! we’ve tried stopping them, but they didn’t care”

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If I go to a zoo and the parrots don’t curse me out I’m asking for a refund.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Menace 2 Society

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  African Grays are complete assholes. One of the worst birds to own.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All parrots are great trolls.

    All corvids are humorless vengeful beasts.

    Both families coexist around Australia. I’m really curious of how they do it. I imagine they have some kind of unstable feud.

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  • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have an African Grey. She’s quiet and gentle and obsessed with climbing under blankets and she’s dumb as a rock. Truly a model specimen.

    Here she is climbing the stairs one by one instead of flying.

    Image

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    squaakkkk!!! you’re a dick!!! squaaaakkkk!!!

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How about a Norwegian Blue?

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  These are my kinda birbs.

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• kaulquappus@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Do it!”

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• thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just in: parrots invent the internet

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• zo0@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Me and the boys at work

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The lack of link in this post is a crime.

  Post needs text alternative.

  Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative such as link: - usability - we can’t quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR - text search is unavailable - the system can’t - reflow text to varied screen sizes - vary presentation (size, contrast) - vary modality (audio, braille) - accessibility - lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc) - some users can’t read the image due to lack of alt text (markdown image description) - users can’t adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments - systems can’t read the text to them or send it to braille devices - web connectivity - we have to do failure-prone bullshit to find the original source - we can’t explore wider context of the original message - authenticity: we don’t know the image hasn’t been tampered - searchability: the “text” isn’t indexable by search engine in a meaningful way - fault tolerance: no text fallback if - image breaks - image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations. Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images.

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Eric the Legend

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• diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thats socialism

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