You never know who you're arguing with

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This goes really well with the post a few lines up “TIL: 54% of American Adults Read Below 6th Grade-Levels”

  She was probably very relatable to them.

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• bytesonbike@discuss.online ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m actually 3.5 middle schoolers in a trenchcoat.

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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nice to meet you Vincent Adultman

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    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I did a business!

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How is divorces formed? How is divorces formed? How prenup get anulad?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier hubbys, becuse these hubby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three husbands, they are taking the three hubby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the bros who lost there friend ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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  • Ach@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait I was supposed to put anal in my prenup? I know porn teaches us to love it but I am struggling to get past the poop part.

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I work retail. I pray I’m arguing with children because I don’t get to cuss them out at work.

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wondering if the advice was any good?

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honestly, maybe…

    Most advice is a pretty generic reminder to listen to your partner and treat them like a person. That’s something you know is a good idea as a concept pretty early on in life, but it’s just real easy to get complacent.

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  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I honestly bet it was better than most.

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If it were, “Share your stuffies and go out for ice cream”, it would be far from the worst marriage advice I’ve ever heard.

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Delete gym, hit the lawyer, get a facebook

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Mrselfdestruct25@lemmynsfw.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  AOL sent my dad a transcript of me in a chatroom saying Will Smith looks like a dick with ears.

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you were my child, I’d have picked you up from school four hours early and taken you out for ice cream.

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  • Xella@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lmfao I can’t even imagine this happening to me 😹 I said some terrible things

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was a kid when I was getting yelled at by confused adults online, who never had the thought that maybe the guy so bad at the game, is an actual kid.

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Playing video games with my nephews

    Me: Get obliterated because I suck

    Nephew #1: “Ha ha!”

    Nephew #2: “What a fucking noob.”

    Wife: Appears seemingly from nowhere “Excuse me!? Do I need to talk to your mom about your language?”

    Nephews 1&2: “No ma’am.”

    Me: 😏

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