Are you there, God?

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• SatyrSack@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All your gods are false. Call the right person for the job

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    1000002748

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why stop there, we have an expert in blowing up star systems.

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was uninhabited.

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• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rabbit:

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• SaraTonin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The sun is blowing up

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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Then can it stop?

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Arguably, sun worship is at the roots of all religion, and so that’s like saying to god “kill yourself”.

  Maybe your prayers are answered. Just wait about another 5 billion years.

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• DataDisrupter@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In 5 billion years my child. Patience’s.

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He’s too busy making placekickers miss extra points right now, try again later.

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• EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Calm down Margaret

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

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• ReeferPirate@lemy.lol ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This, but Betelgeuse

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gooooooood / You’re not listening! / All your careful people call for what they need 💥🌞💥

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    this is actually good

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  God’s inflator is just too small, but he’s trying, OK??

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