The Trump phone just missed another release date

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• lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine being the PRESIDENT OF THE USA and still feeling the need to shout “LOVE ME” every five minutes

  PedoPhone, for Rape™️

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  • FireWire400@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Introducing the TrumpPad, you can fuck it

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  • architect@thelemmy.club ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More like LOVE ME… OR ELSE!

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I choose “or else”

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• Deadeyegai@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• FireWire400@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, it’s obviously just gonna be a rebranded budget phone by a Chinese brand like Ulefone, like that “Freedom Phone” by that crypto-fuckface, whatever his name was. I don’t know why anyone is still bothering to report on this.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Buy American, hire American, AMERICA FIRST, amirite?

    I hate Trump so much

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    • FireWire400@lemmy.world ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      America first, unless it’s too much of a hassle

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  • artyom@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because it is a brand with POTUS’ name on it. And we should continue to shine light on him and his grifts until he glows like the fuckin sun.

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    • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      POTUS

      Pedophile of the US

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    • architect@thelemmy.club ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The issue is that the people not voting or voting for him are conveniently kept in the dark.

      Watch, people will come to fall over themselves to insist it’s not worth it to let the fascist enablers of their family know they are traitors to democracy.

      If people won’t even tell their families they are disappointed in them and they are acting out of line they won’t say it to ANYONE. If people do not love their families enough to say anything, they definitely don’t love their own country to say anything.

      You bite your tongue around strangers or people you don’t care about. The fact that people are doing that with people they love proves there really isn’t love there. It’s something else.

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• D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Buy a cheap piece of shit phone, spray it in a tacky gold colour and BAM, sorted.
  You can still look like a complete cunt but without having to be robbed by a filthy orange paedophile.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why aren’t there being lawsuits filed for this? This has got to be illegal, isn’t it? I know I’m being naive, but why, how?

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  • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because the supremes have ruled everything this president does is legal. If he can somehow make it an “official act.”

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  • amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those checks and balances are going to kick in any day now!

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just roll a tatty low end Android phone in gold glitter and burn a grand.

  It’ll be classier and probably work better.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Roll a tatty?

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s tatties, precious?

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ROLL A TATTY!

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• U7826391786239@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  this con man could shit on a plate and his cult followers would spend their last dollar to buy it

  it’s incredible how much of themselves they’re all too happy to sacrifice (i.e., transfer ownership to trump) in order to own the libs

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  • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trump, Scientology, Warren Jeffs, etc…

    We never learn.

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      “We” - speak for yourself. I’ve hated this guy since 1985

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    • U7826391786239@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We never learn.

      entirely by design

      www.edweek.org/teaching-learning/…/06

      We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

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• SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I reckon sleepy joe done made it late!

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And yet they all hated the Obama phone…

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  • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well yeah, the Obama phone thing was actually trying to help people.

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  • amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That tan suit was a national shame

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• rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well dang it everyone. It’s Cyberpunk 2077 all over again. /j

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How many fools people pre-ordered one?

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• lechekaflan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  More time to install some malware into it.

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  snake oil salesmen have nothing on this motherfucker

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• credo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What are the 14 other indications on this visual?

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  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No Nope Narp Negative Nuh-uh Nyet Negatory Nine Naw [laughter] Almost ready (send more money) Nearly there (send more money) Two weeks away (send more money) Once you sign this updated contract and send more money Yes, but only if you send more money

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Biden stole them

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• Mihies@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It says later this year, so there is still time :)

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