Submitted 2 weeks ago by some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to technology@lemmy.world
https://www.theverge.com/news/851151/trump-phone-missed-another-release-date
What a shame. I was super excited to send money to this grifter and show off how much of a patriot I am. And it’s fake gold, which everyone knows is super classy.
I mean, it’s obviously just gonna be a rebranded budget phone by a Chinese brand like Ulefone, like that “Freedom Phone” by that crypto-fuckface, whatever his name was. I don’t know why anyone is still bothering to report on this.
Because it is a brand with POTUS’ name on it. And we should continue to shine light on him and his grifts until he glows like the fuckin sun.
POTUS
Pedophile of the US
The issue is that the people not voting or voting for him are conveniently kept in the dark.
Watch, people will come to fall over themselves to insist it’s not worth it to let the fascist enablers of their family know they are traitors to democracy.
If people won’t even tell their families they are disappointed in them and they are acting out of line they won’t say it to ANYONE. If people do not love their families enough to say anything, they definitely don’t love their own country to say anything.
You bite your tongue around strangers or people you don’t care about. The fact that people are doing that with people they love proves there really isn’t love there. It’s something else.
Buy American, hire American, AMERICA FIRST, amirite?
I hate Trump so much
America first, unless it’s too much of a hassle
At least tell the AI to crop your crappy image if you are that incapable.
I reckon sleepy joe done made it late!
this con man could shit on a plate and his cult followers would spend their last dollar to buy it
it’s incredible how much of themselves they’re all too happy to sacrifice (i.e., transfer ownership to trump) in order to own the libs
Trump, Scientology, Warren Jeffs, etc…
We never learn.
We never learn.
entirely by design
www.edweek.org/teaching-learning/…/06
We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.
“We” - speak for yourself. I’ve hated this guy since 1985
At least it would be a plate of shit and not a hollow plastic doodie.
Buy a cheap piece of shit phone, spray it in a tacky gold colour and BAM, sorted.
You can still look like a complete cunt but without having to be robbed by a filthy orange paedophile.
I think that was the intention.
Why aren’t there being lawsuits filed for this? This has got to be illegal, isn’t it? I know I’m being naive, but why, how?
Those checks and balances are going to kick in any day now!
Because the supremes have ruled everything this president does is legal. If he can somehow make it an “official act.”
Diana Ross nooooo!
Just roll a tatty low end Android phone in gold glitter and burn a grand.
It’ll be classier and probably work better.
And yet they all hated the Obama phone…
Well yeah, the Obama phone thing was actually trying to help people.
That tan suit was a national shame
How many fools people pre-ordered one?
Well dang it everyone. It’s Cyberpunk 2077 all over again. /j
I don’t even want the latest Galaxy, Pixel, or douchiephone… Why world I our actions else want a trump phone?
To advertise your advanced douche status.
More time to install some malware into it.
snake oil salesmen have nothing on this motherfucker
What are the 14 other indications on this visual?
No Nope Narp Negative Nuh-uh Nyet Negatory Nine Naw [laughter] Almost ready (send more money) Nearly there (send more money) Two weeks away (send more money) Once you sign this updated contract and send more money Yes, but only if you send more money
It says later this year, so there is still time :)
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Imagine being the PRESIDENT OF THE USA and still feeling the need to shout “LOVE ME” every five minutes
PedoPhone, for Rape™️
FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Introducing the TrumpPad, you can fuck it
architect@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
More like LOVE ME… OR ELSE!
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I choose “or else”