Industrial Strength Shitpost

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• sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How does injecting resin down there produce sexual pleasure?

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m just guessing, but I’m betting they were either trying to make a custom-fit buttplug or really liked the fantasy of being sealed up and figured it’d work loose like superglue does.

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    • fullsquare@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      at least he didn’t say he “fell on it” and it was totally an accident

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    • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Someone else gave a link to it:

      anarchist.nexus/comment/1720298

      You’re right it was crazy to read. It’s wild what people will do, I was actually impressed by the other case they cited that was similar where a guy got concrete poured in and it cured. They were able to give him relaxers and get the concrete out without surgery. Too bad the glue stuck to the inner walls and couldn’t get taken out without surgery. What an absolutely wild thing to put up your ass though - like I’m not here to shame anyone but just put stuff up there that’s not gonna fucking kill you.

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    • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn’t you mention that earlier??!

      I’ve got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!

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  • muhyb@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes.

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1. people are stupid and this is all just hypothetical
    2. <you should read this one in Badge 502’s voice>NO!

    with those disclaimers… I suspect they were trying to make a mold of their poopchute and didn’t think it all the way through. I’m not sure if that was then going to be directly used, or if it was going to be used as a negative for something else… but that’s my guess.

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s actually pretty clever. I mean it’s totally stupid, but I could see a world where that makes sense.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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• korendian@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There are almost always two answers:

    • a) custom buttplug
    • b) exothermic reaction
    • source: I worked in an emergency room during training.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Monkey see, monkey do!

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• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh

  Oh no

  Uncured resin up the ass is definitely gonna give you ass cancer

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  • deltapi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well they removed all the parts of him he filled with resin and just joined it back up after. So…skipped the waiting for cancer step?

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s why you should always do butt casts only with a condom, or when you’re dead. Nobody cares if you’re dead. Just pour the stuff, let it cure and rip it out quick. No issues if you’re dead already. Or you can buy a copy of a butt cast from someone who’s dead already. Keep it safe guys! Keep it safe!

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  • MycelialMass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why…why are people wanting casts of butts??

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Nobody cares if you’re dead” is a very sad statement. Hopefully my wife and kid would at least notice.

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• kwomp2@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sigh* scientist really do anything to get published these days

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• WandowsVista@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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