Hes now at least type 42, maybe more.
Damn
Submitted 17 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Kenny2999@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
And a side order of gout.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 17 hours ago
You not you when you’re hungry.
WagnasT@piefed.world 14 hours ago
sounds like withdrawal symptoms, need to force down a few more.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 17 hours ago
Anon should know everyone tests their needles on the display candy bars.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
This is natural and is supposed to happen. You have acquired a superpower.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 13 hours ago
Given a bit of lube you can just suppository half of those. Attack from two directions!
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Clearly he’s out of practice.
Jerkface@piefed.social 16 hours ago
Should have warmed up with a Mounds.
happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
My un-caffeninated brain doesn’t get it. Is it an allergic reaction or some other medical issue?
otacon239@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
They ate roughly:
- 4500 calories
- 500g sugar
- 216g fat
- 2250 mg sodium
bizarroland@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
If it were a Costco 48 pack, that would be 13,434 calories, 653 grams of fat, 1.3kgs of pure sugar, and 206 grams of protein.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
Breakfast.
RedSeries@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
I think it’s sugar and insulin (diabetes) related?
Carnelian@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Almost a full kg of sugar if the display case had 48 bars
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Probably because they ate the case too. I don’t think the display cases are edible
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
It’s cardboard, he probably could use the fiber.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 14 hours ago
I think you damage yourself less eating a display box worth of cardboard than you do the actual candy bars
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
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