Jerkface

@Jerkface@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you have ANY Canadian ancestor, you are likely a Canadian citizen as a result of recent changes in Canadian law⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I the only one that read this as an incest joke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you have ANY Canadian ancestor, you are likely a Canadian citizen as a result of recent changes in Canadian law⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The curds at the grocer here are 12USD for an 8oz pack and they don’t squeak. I don’t blame them, but I wouldn’t call it poutine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you have ANY Canadian ancestor, you are likely a Canadian citizen as a result of recent changes in Canadian law⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if I, too, could be a citizen by recursion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ashmelissaleigh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I hate it- it’s perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GPT⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fully. Functional.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Visa says AI will start shopping and paying for you in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like a lot of responsibility.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The build-up of circling what you wanted in the little paper catalogs. Hnnng.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He can’t. Give him a minute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheep dogs probably think sheep are just dumb dogs that need looked after⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear the sheepherding meta is toxic this season.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheep dogs probably think sheep are just dumb dogs that need looked after⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only casual, social sheep herding for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Should have warmed up with a Mounds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This one’s for memory.

  You actually believe in that garbage?

  No, you don’t understand…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all! You wouldn't fucking believe it! They somehow mixed corn with nuts! I shoved so many nuts in my mouth today, one handful at a time.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🌽 🤝 🥜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah.