Refreshments and Narcotics
(an old joke about registered nurses)
Submitted 5 months ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Refreshments and Narcotics
(an old joke about registered nurses)
I temper glass.
Extreme physical danger of drowning, hypothermia, severe injury, insane hours, unpredictable income, huge mental and emotional stress in an industry that often damages the environment and is plagued with human rights abuses?
This comic feels like it was written by the fisherman.
I’m pretty sure that it was definitely not made by anyone who’s a fisher.
This comic looks like it was drawn by the fisherman.
Or one of those boomers, who really wanted AI to replace all the intellectual workers, so they either can be stay-at-home mothers or go to “real manly jobs”.
Yeah as if farmers aren’t using gps guidance climate models soil analysis and gmo/selection etc to try and eke out some profit vs the megacorps.
That art style reminds me of hotline miami
“Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems.”
Fucking cartoonist. You draw pictures. Lol
Generate shareholder value
I break shit
ironically these examples are pretty close to what would actually qualify as bullshit job
And here i was about to go pro gooner 🤦
I stack produce
“Im president of the USA”…ah fuck.
‘of the USA’ is one world in some languages. still a bullshit job though
First one: i analyse sales.
Second one: i automate production
Third one: i’m a fucking idiot
Fourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their corpses
Nom nom nom.
Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:
Telemarketing: I sell stuff.
Corporare lawyer: I explain law.
Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors
Compliance officer: I check compliance.
Corporate lawyer would be : i’m an asshole
It doesn’t fit
“I’m Stupid” works
I am idijit
well the job is BS so…
I make programs
I make problems
Practical problems, solve
Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I pay sickleaves… That’s 3 words right ?