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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I pay sickleaves… That’s 3 words right ?

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  • ethaver@kbin.earth ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Refreshments and Narcotics

    (an old joke about registered nurses)

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  • ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    still bad quality. but compression hasn’t gotten that bad yet…

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I temper glass.

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  • Novamdomum@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Extreme physical danger of drowning, hypothermia, severe injury, insane hours, unpredictable income, huge mental and emotional stress in an industry that often damages the environment and is plagued with human rights abuses?

    This comic feels like it was written by the fisherman.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure that it was definitely not made by anyone who’s a fisher.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This comic looks like it was drawn by the fisherman.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or one of those boomers, who really wanted AI to replace all the intellectual workers, so they either can be stay-at-home mothers or go to “real manly jobs”.

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      • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah as if farmers aren’t using gps guidance climate models soil analysis and gmo/selection etc to try and eke out some profit vs the megacorps.

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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That art style reminds me of hotline miami

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  • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems.”

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    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fucking cartoonist. You draw pictures. Lol

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  • magic_lobster_party@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Generate shareholder value

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I break shit

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ironically these examples are pretty close to what would actually qualify as bullshit job

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    • wioum@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And here i was about to go pro gooner 🤦

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I stack produce

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Im president of the USA”…ah fuck.

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    • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ‘of the USA’ is one world in some languages. still a bullshit job though

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First one: i analyse sales.

    Second one: i automate production

    Third one: i’m a fucking idiot

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    • Vellaides@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their corpses

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      • 5in1k@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nom nom nom.

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    • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:

      Telemarketing: I sell stuff.

      Corporare lawyer: I explain law.

      Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors

      Compliance officer: I check compliance.

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      • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Corporate lawyer would be : i’m an asshole

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    • ApertureUA@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
      1. I
      2. Am
      3. A
      4. Fucking
      5. Idiot

      It doesn’t fit

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      • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “I’m Stupid” works

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      • guy@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I am idijit

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      • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        well the job is BS so…

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      • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Imma fucking idiot

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  • real_squids@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I make programs

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    • Quokka@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I make problems

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      • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Practical problems, solve

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      • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I make bugs

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      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Problems make me.

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