Feels good to win boys

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• irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Haha yes, good joke, by the way, have you seen these new fangled automobiles? They’ll never replace the good old fashioned horse and carriage. I also hewr some Austrian dickhead is making moves in Germany - hope it doesn’t spark another war. Anyway, I’m off to beat my wife and suppress my emotions, because it’s apparently 1920.

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  • demlet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh, be fair, lots of men still beat their wives and suppress their emotions.

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    • irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tru tru, likely cos they wanna harken to a century ago when it was practically the law

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  • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is a pre-boomer joke 💪

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• GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Uh, how old are you, op? This is boomer level garbage.

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  • db2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Boomer humor is what I call it, it’s succinct.

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    • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, yes, thank you.

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Old enough to not require a clip of subway surfer to enjoy a meme.

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    • db2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Uphill both ways in the snow?

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• mrginger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lemmy Shitpost != Facebook

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    😡 2 👊 1 😂 345 💪69

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re just jealous of driveway

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    • mrginger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re not wrong.

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• MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Got the dog and a blanket. What more could you want?

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Another dog so you can pet one with each hand.

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    • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or, you could pet the same dog with both hands.

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• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh the wife hating jokes, great, everyone loves those. Not immature and toxic at all.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its not hate. It’s not toxic. It’s dramatic irony. You don’t have to laugh, but this isn’t meant to be hurtful to anyone.

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    • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The only people getting upset are the singles I bet

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    • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Casual misogyny isn’t meant to hurt anyone either but it still does.

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s not funny at all.

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• pizzahoe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  stupid question but I’ve seen in American tv shows that the wife asks the husband to sleep on the couch when she’s not happy with him… is that a stereotype or does it really happen?

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m Australian, but we tend to do the inverse. Whoever is angry sleeps on the couch.

    It’s a much better system, because it incentivises trying to solve the problem

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    • Anamana@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if both are angry? :D

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  • TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Canadian confirming that the angry party leaves the bed. Usually me because I need time to think it through, get pissy and maybe a little childish, get over being pissy and childish and then go talk about it once I’ve realized how I was probably wrong or have come up with a way that accurately describes how I was wronged and why that makes me angry or sad. My husband is also the type that needs to think it out before talking so it works, unfortunately his process is way slower than mine.

    I don’t know if it is a healthy way of dealing but it works for both of us and neither of us had healthy examples of any relationship in our lives so we take what we can get

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      calming down taking time to think things through sounds like a healthy relationship to me

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  • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If my wife’s mad at me for something I said or did, she’ll sleep on the couch. -American

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  • Batbro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have a firm no one kicks me out of my own bed rule

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  • knexcar@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, it's true. Source: have slept on the couch once.

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  • Tristan@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Canadian here. The upset person sleeps on the couch. Rarely happens because our couch isn’t comfortable lol.

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• chic_luke@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, this is my first 30 minutes on Lemmy as a Reddit refugee and this is a primer of the content quality I see. Very encouraging.

  Besides, the problem with these boomer-y posts is that, in a relationship, it should be you two vs. the problem, not one against the other. In the latter case, the relationship doesn’t work.

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• B3_CHAD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Did the dog argue with his wife too ?

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  • 99nights@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dogs being a bro. Dogs feel sorry for you when your upset or sad.

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• Hobbes@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is misogynistic garbage. Leave this shit on Reddit where it belongs. We can do better.

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  • JonsJava@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly asking, because I don’t see it:

    • Where is the hate for women in this? Misogyny is defined as hatred for women, right?
    • You do realize relationships aren’t perfect, and arguments happen, right?

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    • gadgetroid@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Shhhhh! 🤫

      Leave them be in their bubble!

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s obviously not misogynistic, but ok.

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  • 99nights@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can’t take a joke lol

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• Luminocta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a joke, it’s harmless… Why are so many people so mad about this?

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because anything that even slightly criticizes women even in a perceived way means you’re just an incel loser

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    • Luminocta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Guess most women are incel losers too then

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• Thecalicocar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What the dog doing ?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Auditioning for new wife

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• Porridge@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wife bad

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• stochasticity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You know you don’t have to listen right? Just sleep where you want to.

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• dangblingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You own a house. You already won even if you lost the argument.

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey guys, I’m going to make a funny! Are you ready? Wife bad.

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You tried

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    • demlet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ironically it’s about the level of sense of humor those who would find this offensive have.

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• demlet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This looks cozy. I might just cause an argument to be able to do it. Oh wait, I’m single, I can already do it. Oh wait, I live in an apartment.

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• CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why is the fan so far away?

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s noisy?

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  • Twink@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s not healthy to be directly blown on by a fan. You’ll notice, especially through the ear pain.

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    • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Draft. The silent killer according my 100 year old grandma

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