Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.
where the cuties
Submitted 4 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/1a1b3879-f0b4-447e-affa-9b33ad88a8f4.webp
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queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 months ago
What’s the point?
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
indeed 🤔
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
FishFace@piefed.social 4 months ago
All the time? Or only some of the time?
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.
No homo? I guess. I’m also in my 40s. Hello.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Fabulous
malware@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I’m 24 and I look like that 🚬😔🥀
tetris11@feddit.uk 4 months ago
You’ve just doxxed yourself – the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.
Plus I’ve seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
Ha! That isn’t actually wood! It’s a decal and the buckle is magnetic!
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 months ago
I was expecting more fur given your profile banner but OK
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
This was taken in the summer when I shave to stay cool and also doesn’t show my asshole.
Epsilion@pawb.social 4 months ago
would
notsure@fedia.io 4 months ago
...there are 35 yo twinks on grindr...i've heard...
bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Twink death was only invented so that the young’uns could stand a chance.
Laser@feddit.org 4 months ago
It’s not a phase!
notsure@fedia.io 4 months ago
....hahahahahhahahahahahahha...
Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Probably all the microplastics tol.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
That’s my joke with people all the time: ‘Microplastics are better than plastic surgery!’
… which then cues the question of wtf microplastics are and I look at them like they’ve been living under a rock.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Using sunscreen at all.
Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.
Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.
Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.
nocklobster@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
There is nothing wrong with butter.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I have seen a lot of claims that GenZ look older than Millennials.
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 months ago
I’m in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(