I’m 40 and look like this:
where the cuties
Submitted 3 weeks ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/1a1b3879-f0b4-447e-affa-9b33ad88a8f4.webp
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
You’ve just doxxed yourself – the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.
Plus I’ve seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Ha! That isn’t actually wood! It’s a decal and the buckle is magnetic!
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I was expecting more fur given your profile banner but OK
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
This was taken in the summer when I shave to stay cool and also doesn’t show my asshole.
Epsilion@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
would
FishFace@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
All the time? Or only some of the time?
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.
No homo? I guess. I’m also in my 40s. Hello.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fabulous
malware@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I’m 24 and I look like that 🚬😔🥀
notsure@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
...there are 35 yo twinks on grindr...i've heard...
bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Twink death was only invented so that the young’uns could stand a chance.
Laser@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
It’s not a phase!
notsure@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
....hahahahahhahahahahahahha...
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I’m in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
What’s the point?
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
indeed 🤔
Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Using sunscreen at all.
Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.
Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.
Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I have seen a lot of claims that GenZ look older than Millennials.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
There is nothing wrong with butter.
nocklobster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Image
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Probably all the microplastics tol.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
That’s my joke with people all the time: ‘Microplastics are better than plastic surgery!’
… which then cues the question of wtf microplastics are and I look at them like they’ve been living under a rock.