Imagine telling your partner you can’t have sex for an entire month because you’re doing an internet trend LOL
You guys ready for NO Nut November?
Submitted 1 month ago by Uri@infosec.pub to [deleted]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Nut_November
Comments
FridaySteve@lemmy.world 1 month ago
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 month ago
Pretty sure people with partners are not the target participants for this trend.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don’t hear from me on December 1st, I’m probably still Nuttin’
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Very bold of you to assume that I am married
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I practice Ninety Nuts November.
Haven’t had a year where I missed my quota yet!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Remember to stay hydrated
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Grow a mustache, get yer prostrate checked and never mind someone telling you to reduce your joy…
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I nut thrice each day for the poor souls who go without.
1984@lemmy.today 1 month ago
No.
I live my life without asking the internet what to do. Strange i know.
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
This will be my second year celebrating my completion of no nuts November.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Dammit, I failed that one too already.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
ughhh not this stupid reddit shit again
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“I’m going to stop jerking off because the internet told me to!”
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
No, it’s Nazi grooming
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
What?
Not doubting, just the first time I heard of this
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Yeah they make you ashamed of jerking off to porn and then exploit it
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Peanut isn’t nut right?
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Damn! I just bought a bag of pecans!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I like to think of them as root peas. As they grow like a bush of peas until the pods head under ground.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I thought it was Nothing but Nut November
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m on estrogen so I am medically required to lol
yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Already wanking like 1 time per week thanks to Sertraline which desensitizes my dick, could go for a month no problem
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Have you tried Wellbutrin/bupropion in addition? It fixed that right up for me.
yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Interesting, didn’t knew it existed.
But uhmm so far Sertraline has been great except for that side effect and will have to wait around 2 months so withdrawal symptoms stop and start testing Bupropion. But would like to see what is like having dopamine increased instead of serotonin 🤔
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 month ago
I’m going to nut every day so you don’t have to.