You guys ready for NO Nut November?

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m going to nut every day so you don’t have to.

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• FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Imagine telling your partner you can’t have sex for an entire month because you’re doing an internet trend LOL

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pretty sure people with partners are not the target participants for this trend.

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• Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don’t hear from me on December 1st, I’m probably still Nuttin’

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”

    This guy: “Nuttin’”

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    • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Very bold of you to assume that I am married

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    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ughhh not this stupid reddit shit again

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  • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    “I’m going to stop jerking off because the internet told me to!”

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• SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I nut thrice each day for the poor souls who go without.

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I practice Ninety Nuts November.

  Haven’t had a year where I missed my quota yet!

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Remember to stay hydrated

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Grow a mustache, get yer prostrate checked and never mind someone telling you to reduce your joy…

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No.

  I live my life without asking the internet what to do. Strange i know.

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• thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This will be my second year celebrating my completion of no nuts November.

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  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Dammit, I failed that one too already.

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• fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No, it’s Nazi grooming

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  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What?

    Not doubting, just the first time I heard of this

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    • fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah they make you ashamed of jerking off to porn and then exploit it

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Peanut isn’t nut right?

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Damn! I just bought a bag of pecans!

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I like to think of them as root peas. As they grow like a bush of peas until the pods head under ground.

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m on estrogen so I am medically required to lol

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• yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Already wanking like 1 time per week thanks to Sertraline which desensitizes my dick, could go for a month no problem

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Have you tried Wellbutrin/bupropion in addition? It fixed that right up for me.

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    • yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Interesting, didn’t knew it existed.
      
      But uhmm so far Sertraline has been great except for that side effect and will have to wait around 2 months so withdrawal symptoms stop and start testing Bupropion. But would like to see what is like having dopamine increased instead of serotonin 🤔

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