She's a pain in my rear but she keeps me straight!

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• Sergio@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Isn’t this a wife good because she’s helping him?

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  • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought this implied the wife was even smarter

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• kek_kecske_31@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The bonmot is attributed to Socrates even though he says it in a Plato dialouge.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does she peg you?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s what keeps me straight!

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Only thing straighter then being pegged by a lady is getting pegged by two ladies.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everybody who laughs at this uses Yahoo for Email.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As an American, I’m an AOL man.

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• individual@toast.ooo ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  booooooooooomer

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I know that I know nothing” is a saying derived from Plato’s account of the Greek philosopher Socrates: "For I was conscious that I knew practically nothing’

  It’s not really Plato that’s saying that, he’s attributing it to his teacher, Socrates.

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  • RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not that we know of *

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ‘teacher’, in fact, is a pointer that the person may have been an older man that topped the pupil. Yes, in a gay sex way.

      We don’t even really know whether Sokrates was an actual person or made up by Platon though, let alone anything else.

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  W I F E N O T G O O D

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The wife’s right more often than man might think. This becomes apparent once a doctor is involved.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Facebook level

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• newaccountwhodis@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How tf has this boomer humor more than maybe 10 upvotes?

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This cartoonist must have married a Karen.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  careful, don’t look into what Socrates was actually on trial for.

  Plato sent his life cleaning his image.

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