Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
https://media.piefed.world/posts/zA/Yj/zAYjQh46uzUjJ2V.png
There’s a JW guy in my work, and I asked him about the second coming, how they believe Jesus will come back and will take 144000 of the JWs to rule in heaven. I asked what would happen to the millions of the rest of the JWs. He said they’d get to rule on earth.
Wild. All that dogma for basically a bit of power.
All that dogma for basically a bit of power.
all that dogma for the opportunity of a bit of power, once god intervenes.
they have to know they’re suckers.
Do you still have internet up there?
Great Tribulation of Immense Suffering
I thought we were already doing that.
🎵This is the suffering that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friends.🎵
Some people started screaming not knowing what it was.
And they’ll continue screaming forever just because
Oh boy. What cult nonsense am I out of the loop with this time? 😂
Rapture was the 23rd-24th. Sorry, it looks like you’re stuck here with the rest of us degenerates.
I’m so fine with all religions being sandblasted off this planet.
What they’re still here with us? It’s all made up lies to control the uneducated ignorant masses? It’s all been a cover for pedos?
Yeah that checks out.
Oh boy now they think is “happening”? What’s their reasoning?
I’ve been busy tribulating did I miss the rapture?
is that what the kids call it these days
goddamn imagine the detachment from reality it takes to make this graphic. and they’re so fucking gleeful, haha we get raptured you get immense suffering, haha.
they have the emotional intelligence level of a sadistic toddler and they’re happy to illustrate it to everyone.
It’s a good time to be there for those buddies who totally thought they were on the invite list but here they are.
It’s okay, dude, we’ll have our own party! With blackjack and hookers!
I had half a mind to tell them _oh yeah, it totally happened! 17 thousand missing persons in Mississippi! Another 12k in Nebraska. Check your county rapture count website to see if it’s come locally.
They’ll have to come to terms that they’re one of us now, but they were one of us before.
Thanos didn’t snap, he raptured half everybody
yesman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
-Thomas Aquinas proving that even way back in the 13th Century that Christianity love and mercy are coded hate and revenge.