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Submitted 6 months ago by partial_accumen@lemmy.world to retrogaming@lemmy.world
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istdaslol@feddit.org 6 months ago
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 months ago
AI slop checklist!
- That controller is super janky
- NES power light is not lit (admittedly, plenty of real-photo marketing made this mistake back in the day)
- Launcher has four muzzles, but six tubes?
- That’s not even the title for Commando on the NES, it looks like this both in game and on the box art:
- I dunno what that gameplay is, but it’s not NES Commando, either:
Zero out of five. Try harder.
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 6 months ago
Also look at his right hand.
brsrklf@jlai.lu 6 months ago
What do you mean? Everyone knows humans have evolved a second thumb on their palm to play NES correctly in the 80s.
It’s like the panda’s thumb.
brsrklf@jlai.lu 6 months ago
That wrong “commando” kinda looks like the logo from the tactical series “Commandos” instead.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ahh… another user to add to the ‘Skitzo’ tag.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M202_FLASH
The 4 tube, napalm launcher, the M202 FLASH.
You may notice that this image shows essentialpy an MC Escher version of it.
From our pov:
Left side?
two ejection ports… three tubes.
Right side?
two ejection ports… approximately 1/6th of a tube.
You can also find numerous other inaccuracies.
yyyesss@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I thought this might be real a second until I zoomed in on that AI slop controller.
The d-pad isn’t straight and the buttons are all different sizes.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
For me it was the launcher. Looks like half of it just doesn’t exist.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Beat ya to it lol, but uh yeah, apparently AI must think multitubed rocket launchers are the same as fingers.
… I wonder how much it fuck up something like a multibarrel grenade launcher…
xyzzy@lemmy.today 6 months ago
That’s also not what Commando for the NES looks like. This looks closer to the arcade version of Ikari Warriors.
calliope@retrolemmy.com 6 months ago
I really appreciate how many different reasons this picture is crap.
I wouldn’t be surprised if AI-Arnold’s watch looks like something that was designed later or something.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
This poor OP has called down the wrath of 80/90s gamers/nerds and retro emulators, oh god they no idea what they’ve done lol.
Coelacanth@feddit.nu 6 months ago
Doesn’t the VHS or whatever it’s supposed to be under the TV also look crooked?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Presumably that is supposed to be an NES, a ‘Nintendo’.
It is… closer to looking like a NES than it is to most VCRs of the time… but yeah, not very close lol.
en.wikipedia.org/…/Nintendo_Entertainment_System
Top: NES, mostly exported out of Japan.
Bottom: Famicom, basically the same thing in a different external appearance, mostly for the Japanese market.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
It also just uh, doesn’t have a cord.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
There were wireless Atari 2600 controllers. RF ones, that had a big telescopic antenna that stuck out.
Daveyborn@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Image is definitely AI but there was third party IR controllers
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This photo was clearly taken around the time Arnold was shooting the movie Commando. Though there’s not world tie in between the movie and game of the same name, its a nice historical piece to see they recognized the similarity and memorialized it in this picture.
6nk06@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Please go away and never come back.
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
For some reason you can generate “celebrity playing old console game” photos easily and they all have the same aesthetic
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Also, correct me if I’m wrong as I might be reading too much into this but:
Arnold looks like he’s suprised by his picture being take in this, and I feel like these “candid style” shots are a modern marketing technique?
I feel like a marketing photo with a celeb taken back then would go for different, less natural-like, more planned style.
calliope@retrolemmy.com 6 months ago
This photo was generated by AI after 2020, not “taken” at all.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Quit trying to pass AI slop as real
BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Dude, bite me.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No. It’s AI generated.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 6 months ago
[deleted]sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Yeah lol this is slop, hahah!
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ooohhhhhh look at that Ai slop hot off the squeeze 💩