AI slop checklist!
- That controller is super janky
- NES power light is not lit (admittedly, plenty of real-photo marketing made this mistake back in the day)
- Launcher has four muzzles, but six tubes?
- That’s not even the title for Commando on the NES, it looks like this both in game and on the box art:
- I dunno what that gameplay is, but it’s not NES Commando, either:
Zero out of five. Try harder.
yyyesss@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I thought this might be real a second until I zoomed in on that AI slop controller.
The d-pad isn’t straight and the buttons are all different sizes.
xyzzy@lemmy.today 4 days ago
That’s also not what Commando for the NES looks like. This looks closer to the arcade version of Ikari Warriors.
calliope@retrolemmy.com 4 days ago
I really appreciate how many different reasons this picture is crap.
I wouldn’t be surprised if AI-Arnold’s watch looks like something that was designed later or something.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
This poor OP has called down the wrath of 80/90s gamers/nerds and retro emulators, oh god they no idea what they’ve done lol.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
It also just uh, doesn’t have a cord.
Daveyborn@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Image is definitely AI but there was third party IR controllers
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
There were wireless Atari 2600 controllers. RF ones, that had a big telescopic antenna that stuck out.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
For me it was the launcher. Looks like half of it just doesn’t exist.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Beat ya to it lol, but uh yeah, apparently AI must think multitubed rocket launchers are the same as fingers.
… I wonder how much it fuck up something like a multibarrel grenade launcher…
Coelacanth@feddit.nu 4 days ago
Doesn’t the VHS or whatever it’s supposed to be under the TV also look crooked?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Presumably that is supposed to be an NES, a ‘Nintendo’.
It is… closer to looking like a NES than it is to most VCRs of the time… but yeah, not very close lol.
en.wikipedia.org/…/Nintendo_Entertainment_System
Image
Top: NES, mostly exported out of Japan.
Bottom: Famicom, basically the same thing in a different external appearance, mostly for the Japanese market.