“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!”

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• 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  THE INDIVIDUALS WHO FILLED MY BOOT WITH WATER WILL BE SWIFTLY BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE OUR OFFICERS LOCATE THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT WILL ALLOW US TO EMPTY IT.

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  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    NOW YOU’RE COOKIN’!!!

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  It’s okay, he doesn’t have a flashlight.

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Wizard who secretly cast Mend Buttcrack: “You’ll never catch me!”

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• Zagam@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know folks say it looks like he trusted the wrong fart, but to me he always looks like he's terrified that everyone around him will figure out he's not white any second now.

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  • tenchiken@anarchist.nexus ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those aren't mutually exclusive.... Probably a good chance his pants have turned magically brown around some of those psychos.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He looks like someone is really slowly sliding something up his butt and he’s not sure what to do or feel about it.

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    • zout@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So an amateur?

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    • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Oh mister Trump…You’re so…Forward…”

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nanotrasen thanks you for your brave sacrifice in contribution to robotics research and construction of a new Bio-Utility Techno-Tool on Space Station 13.

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow... I had never seen a Viking warrior upclose.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?

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  • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Perhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “…as soon as I investigate my way out of this wet paper bag.”

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• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He looks like the thumbnail for someone's first anal.

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