Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.
“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!”
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Gates9@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He looks like someone is really slowly sliding something up his butt and he’s not sure what to do or feel about it.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“Oh mister Trump…You’re so…Forward…”
zout@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
So an amateur?
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Wow... I had never seen a Viking warrior upclose.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Perhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“…as soon as I investigate my way out of this wet paper bag.”
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
He looks like the thumbnail for someone's first anal.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“How did Fuentes make it look so easy…!?”
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
THE INDIVIDUALS WHO FILLED MY BOOT WITH WATER WILL BE SWIFTLY BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE OUR OFFICERS LOCATE THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT WILL ALLOW US TO EMPTY IT.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
NOW YOU’RE COOKIN’!!!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’s okay, he doesn’t have a flashlight.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Nanotrasen thanks you for your brave sacrifice in contribution to robotics research and construction of a new Bio-Utility Techno-Tool on Space Station 13.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Wizard who secretly cast Mend Buttcrack: “You’ll never catch me!”
Zagam@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I know folks say it looks like he trusted the wrong fart, but to me he always looks like he's terrified that everyone around him will figure out he's not white any second now.
tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
Those aren't mutually exclusive.... Probably a good chance his pants have turned magically brown around some of those psychos.