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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    … the cylinder knows where it is, because it knows where it isn’t: where it was, and where it likely will be.

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  • Raptorox@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a cylinder

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• filtoid@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  takes to Reddit

  Help! Something sensitive is stuck in a cylinder and I need to get it out…

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You should only ever use penguins with a flared base

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• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Accelerate the penguin to 99% the speed of light

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Assume no air resistance

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• y8h8do3a2vg5@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is not a square cylinder.

  A triangular cylinder is right out.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Square cylinders are just cubes. Triangle cylinders are triangular prisms.

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    • notabot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What other shape would a penguin come in?

      They're typically roughly cuboid, though best approximated with rounded corners, and wrapped in a layer of plastic.

      I might need a snack.

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    • don@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What other shape would a penguin come in?

      An oloid, the only shape nature has ever intending them to be in.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But what shall I do once a circular cylinder has been assumed? A cylinder whose cross section takes the shape of a circle?

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sorry but even after doing that it is still clear we need more tariffs on the penguins whether we assume they are cylinders or not.

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• toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not sure if it’s popular internationally, but in Russian, “a calculation for a spherical horse in vacuum” is used quite often

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  • princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_cow

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Spherical cows is the one I always hear.

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  • beveradb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What does it mean?

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    • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s when you make some calculations or plans, but they would only work in “perfect” conditions. Like when you have an assignment about a horse running from A to B, and you made some calculations, but you disregard horse’s shape, friction, air resistance, and gravity

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• bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Therefore the density of penguin flesh on a flat glacier surface can be estimated to be 3pi/4 l x w x h where length and width are the area of the penguins, and h is the average height of the penguin.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …

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  … In conclusion, the physical properties of penguins constitute a suboptimal replacement for graphite moderation of neutron propogation in a nuclear reactor.

  Further, tested penguins were largely non responsive to all different training approaches attempting to have them associate the verbal command “Scram!” with the desired behavior of promptly entering the reactor pool.

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• khannie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now assume pi is 4. Proceed to have a nervous breakdown.

  20 points.

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• pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  … how may linux users got mad?

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Enough to create at least 5 different distros

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• Dr_Nik@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …of bird like material which can be represented by a mass average of bone and flesh. This can be used in bird strike simulations for studying aircraft windshield performance as compared to thawed penguins shot out of a pneumatic canon. (I actually went to a talk that discussed exactly this except you replace “penguin” with “bird” in general).

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• tomiant@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The only thing missing is a period.

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Other than break accessibility, searchability, fault tolerance, & make the web less usable, what is this image of text lacking alt text doing that real text doesn’t?

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• kubica@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok, but let me see the the source code of the cylinder.

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always compared pinguins with a Klein Bottle

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• Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  (…) of uniform density in a neutral vacuum.

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• als@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My guess is that this is to do with penguin huddling and circle packing

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As opposed to a rectangular cylinder

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• neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …In a vacuum.

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  From the patent for pneumatic tubes delivery systems

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  On a frictionless plane?

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