As opposed to a rectangular cylinder
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Submitted 6 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
Other than break accessibility, searchability, fault tolerance, & make the web less usable, what is this image of text lacking alt text doing that real text doesn’t?
billwashere@lemmy.world 6 months ago
On a frictionless plane?
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
… how may linux users got mad?
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 months ago
Enough to create at least 5 different distros
Dr_Nik@lemmy.world 6 months ago
…of bird like material which can be represented by a mass average of bone and flesh. This can be used in bird strike simulations for studying aircraft windshield performance as compared to thawed penguins shot out of a pneumatic canon. (I actually went to a talk that discussed exactly this except you replace “penguin” with “bird” in general).
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
…In a vacuum.
Gustephan@lemmy.world 6 months ago
(…) of uniform density in a neutral vacuum.
tomiant@programming.dev 6 months ago
The only thing missing is a period.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
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… In conclusion, the physical properties of penguins constitute a suboptimal replacement for graphite moderation of neutron propogation in a nuclear reactor.
Further, tested penguins were largely non responsive to all different training approaches attempting to have them associate the verbal command “Scram!” with the desired behavior of promptly entering the reactor pool.
khannie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Now assume pi is 4. Proceed to have a nervous breakdown.
20 points.
als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
My guess is that this is to do with penguin huddling and circle packing
kubica@fedia.io 6 months ago
Ok, but let me see the the source code of the cylinder.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
From the patent for pneumatic tubes delivery systems
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Accelerate the penguin to 99% the speed of light
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Assume no air resistance
CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 months ago
It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.
Raptorox@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
It’s a cylinder
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
… the cylinder knows where it is, because it knows where it isn’t: where it was, and where it likely will be.
bazus1@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Therefore the density of penguin flesh on a flat glacier surface can be estimated to be 3pi/4 l x w x h where length and width are the area of the penguins, and h is the average height of the penguin.
y8h8do3a2vg5@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It is not a square cylinder.
A triangular cylinder is right out.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 months ago
But what shall I do once a circular cylinder has been assumed? A cylinder whose cross section takes the shape of a circle?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Square cylinders are just cubes. Triangle cylinders are triangular prisms.
don@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
What other shape would a penguin come in?
An oloid, the only shape nature has ever intending them to be in.
notabot@piefed.social 6 months ago
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Sorry but even after doing that it is still clear we need more tariffs on the penguins whether we assume they are cylinders or not.
toofpic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not sure if it’s popular internationally, but in Russian, “a calculation for a spherical horse in vacuum” is used quite often
wewbull@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Spherical cows is the one I always hear.
princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
beveradb@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
What does it mean?
toofpic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s when you make some calculations or plans, but they would only work in “perfect” conditions. Like when you have an assignment about a horse running from A to B, and you made some calculations, but you disregard horse’s shape, friction, air resistance, and gravity
filtoid@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
takes to Reddit
Help! Something sensitive is stuck in a cylinder and I need to get it out…
4am@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
You should only ever use penguins with a flared base
Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I always compared pinguins with a Klein Bottle