IcanfixherIcanfixherIcanfixherIcanfixher

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Self harm and booze and “fuck” is censored? Stupid ass bullshit

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  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Self harm to that brother

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• _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I love the bartender warning lmao

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  • al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought those were cat whiskers.

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• pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good guy bartender looking out for the viewer

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I appreciate his concern and will nonetheless ignore it

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  still would.

  1000001931

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• programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  imagen of a silent hill character in the fog with a caption reading “My dick has lead me to places I wouldn’t even go with a gun”

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• raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bros (bartender) before hoes

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t want to fix her. I want her to break me. We can pick up the pieces together

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  • anonymous_in_atl@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Without you, Its not as much fun to pick up the pizzas

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    • mcbenavides85@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Without you everything falls apart.

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• fluxixx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i love insane bitches

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t.

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• underscores@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  yeah like I’m some kind of paragon of mental health, mind your business bartender

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• sj_zero ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In The Graysonian Ethic I called a girl like this "vacation in Cancun" because like Cancun it's fun to visit for a bit but like Cancun if you try to live there you'll quickly realize the problems.

  Spent 5 years commuting and I regret it even if it was fun sometimes. I've never been to Mexico.

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My fellow human, this reads like the inside jacket of a well loved book. If you ever write a memoir, let us know.

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• Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t fix her but she can make me worse.

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• Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can smell this image

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My brother in law has this picture saved in his contacts list as NEVERAGAIN(3)

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is what i keep telling myself will someday happen to me. I just have to get a few more piercings, a few more tatttoos, grow my hair a little longer…

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• Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Best option is to meet her in the middle and eat her out as she sits on the dumpster in the back alley.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Two dumpsters for the price of one!

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That sounds great to me! 😍

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  • BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Usually i don’t judge and am not religious, but you’re not gonna see heaven

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    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I disagree. I just described heaven. 💦

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• threeonefour@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bartender is obviously just jealous

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  • miked@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The bartender knows where this is going. They have seen things.

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• Pupscent@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reminds me of a song.

  Angry Johnny and the Killbillies.

  • Just plain bad.

  It’s a funny song and mildly shocking. Worth a listen.

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  • rainwall@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Heres the link.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My dick can fix pretty much anything

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• Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not even remotely tempting.

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• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Looks like Marian from River City Girls has taken a turn for the worse.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that is a rare reference. Excellent game!

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  2real4me

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