This is what i keep telling myself will someday happen to me. I just have to get a few more piercings, a few more tatttoos, grow my hair a little longer…
IcanfixherIcanfixherIcanfixherIcanfixher
Submitted 10 months ago by StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to animemes@ani.social
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gmtom@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not even remotely tempting.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 10 months ago Wipe the drool, then.
underscores@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
yeah like I’m some kind of paragon of mental health, mind your business bartender
GraniteM@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Looks like Marian from River City Girls has taken a turn for the worse.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
that is a rare reference. Excellent game!
Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I can’t fix her but she can make me worse.
Pupscent@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Reminds me of a song.
Angry Johnny and the Killbillies.
- Just plain bad.
It’s a funny song and mildly shocking. Worth a listen.
rainwall@piefed.social 10 months ago
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
2real4me
socsa@piefed.social 10 months ago
My dick can fix pretty much anything
Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I can smell this image
_stranger_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My brother in law has this picture saved in his contacts list as NEVERAGAIN(3)
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Best option is to meet her in the middle and eat her out as she sits on the dumpster in the back alley.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Two dumpsters for the price of one!
BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Usually i don’t judge and am not religious, but you’re not gonna see heaven
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I disagree. I just described heaven. 💦
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago That sounds great to me! 😍
fluxixx@piefed.social 10 months ago i love insane bitches
Psythik@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t want to fix her. I want her to break me. We can pick up the pieces together
anonymous_in_atl@ani.social 10 months ago
Without you, Its not as much fun to pick up the pizzas
mcbenavides85@piefed.social 10 months ago
Without you everything falls apart.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Self harm and booze and “fuck” is censored? Stupid ass bullshit
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Self harm to that brother
threeonefour@piefed.ca 10 months ago
Bartender is obviously just jealous
miked@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The bartender knows where this is going. They have seen things.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
still would.
raman_klogius@ani.social 10 months ago
Bros (bartender) before hoes
_cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 10 months ago I love the bartender warning lmao
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I thought those were cat whiskers.
pennomi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Good guy bartender looking out for the viewer
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
I appreciate his concern and will nonetheless ignore it
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
In The Graysonian Ethic I called a girl like this "vacation in Cancun" because like Cancun it's fun to visit for a bit but like Cancun if you try to live there you'll quickly realize the problems.
Spent 5 years commuting and I regret it even if it was fun sometimes. I've never been to Mexico.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My fellow human, this reads like the inside jacket of a well loved book. If you ever write a memoir, let us know.