Doc_Crankenstein
@Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net
- Comment on There's nothing stopping an 8 year old child from just taking their parent's ID to do Age Verification... 2 weeks ago:
Parents aren’t psychic
- Comment on There's nothing stopping an 8 year old child from just taking their parent's ID to do Age Verification... 2 weeks ago:
Actually, it’s been proven to be a very ineffective deterrent in child psychology studies. It just teaches them to not do it when your actively present and try even harder to not get caught.
Plus the lifelong psychological scars of being assaulted by a figure you trusted to keep you safe from harm but those are a separate topic.
- Comment on Walmart Is Putting Digital Labels That Change Prices Instantly on Every Store Shelf in America 2 weeks ago:
“Food deserts” exist. For some, Walmart is their only grocery store within a reasonable distance.
- Comment on Water is just molten rusted hydrogen 2 weeks ago:
Since hydrogen is a gas in its natural state, isn’t it technically “chilled, rusted hydrogen” because it is a liquid which has less energy than gas?
- Comment on "Palworld is going to be the survival crafting game everyone always wanted" and "people will be shocked" at how big 1.0 is, says Pocketpair publishing lead 2 weeks ago:
Oh gotcha. I thought I read the won the patent in Japan or something so that’s why it was removed.
Good to hear they are still fighting it.
- Comment on "Palworld is going to be the survival crafting game everyone always wanted" and "people will be shocked" at how big 1.0 is, says Pocketpair publishing lead 3 weeks ago:
Damn, didn’t know that.
- Comment on "Palworld is going to be the survival crafting game everyone always wanted" and "people will be shocked" at how big 1.0 is, says Pocketpair publishing lead 3 weeks ago:
One problem with that: it’s actually made by Nintendo. Fuck Nintendo.
- Comment on "Palworld is going to be the survival crafting game everyone always wanted" and "people will be shocked" at how big 1.0 is, says Pocketpair publishing lead 3 weeks ago:
And, somehow, fucking won. They forced Palworld to remove the ball throwing mechanic.
It’s fucking stupid.
- Comment on "Palworld is going to be the survival crafting game everyone always wanted" and "people will be shocked" at how big 1.0 is, says Pocketpair publishing lead 3 weeks ago:
Nintendo spent a load of money and resources in a protracted legal battle trying to get the project canned by suing them for everything they could think of. It ended in them forcing Palworld to remove the ball throwing mechanic, because apparently Pokemon has that copyrighted or something.
- Comment on The US in one image 3 weeks ago:
Lol, may they all rest in piss.
- Comment on I want you to watch a let’s play of RE9. Who can you recommend? 3 weeks ago:
Same. I like commentary and just people explaining their thought processes. Watching someone just silently play the game is so boring to me.
- Comment on Court tells Subnautica 2 publisher Krafton to reinstate fired CEO and let him handle its Early Access release | VGC 3 weeks ago:
I have already decided I am pirating it. Not a chance in hell Krafton is getting a single cent from me.
- Comment on -Iran's Revolutionary Guards are replicating Hamas's tactics in Gaza by hiding in schools and hospitals. -An Iranian citizen condemns members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards for hiding in a local school and endangering civilian lives. 4 weeks ago:
This couldn’t be more blatantly Zionist propaganda if it even tried.
Get bent. From the river to the sea.
- Comment on Letting users fill out a form before notifying them that they need to sign in to submit it is scummy and needs to end. 5 weeks ago:
Unfortunately, many people are naive and susceptible to the sunk-cost fallacy; that’s what they are banking on. They know a good portion will just kill the app but the few that bite will be milked for all they are worth.
- Comment on "I am going to punch you" WHAT A BOSS! 1 month ago:
Silence only helps the oppressor, never the oppressed. Your silence is what empowers them to continue spouting their bullshit, not people standing up to them regardless of what the law says.
We do not tolerate intolerance. If they want a fight, then give it to them.
- Comment on "I am going to punch you" WHAT A BOSS! 1 month ago:
“But guys! Don’t you know only the state is allowed to have a monopoly on violence?”
Fuck all the way off you fascist sympathizing cuck.
- Comment on Star Wars: Galactic Racer - Gameplay Trailer 1 month ago:
It looks like an AG racer, like wipEout and F-Zero, but with a fresh coat of Star Wars themed paint.
I wouldn’t say clunky but definitely floaty; that’s part of the genre. It’s a feature. It’s exactly what I’d expect pod racing to be.
- Comment on Crimson Moon - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games 1 month ago:
Lol, sure ya dude bucko.
Major “I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals” energy.
Yes, I get it, you like games that are clunky and sluggish in design. Doesn’t change that those games are clunky and sluggish. You can watch the two games side by side and immediately tell the difference like night and day.
- Comment on DEAD OR ALIVE New Project - Teaser Trailer 1 month ago:
No good fighting game should make it feel good to button mash. A good fighting game would discourage than in favor of actually making the player need to learn how to play.
- Comment on DEAD OR ALIVE New Project - Teaser Trailer 1 month ago:
With the world slowly regressing over the last few years due to pushback from people who opposed society becoming more tolerant, it actually isn’t that surprising.
- Comment on DEAD OR ALIVE New Project - Teaser Trailer 1 month ago:
I never thought I’d see the return of Booba Physics Fighter but here we are.
- Comment on Crimson Moon - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games 1 month ago:
The game being clunky and sluggish as opposed to fluid and responsive is not an opinion. It is a fact of the game’s coding and animations. You just don’t understand what terms mean.
And calling FromSoft games clunky just exposes that you have no clue what terms mean and are just being contrarian because I called LoF clunky.
Cool, you enjoy a trash game, that’s an opinion but doesn’t change the game from being what it is.
- Comment on Crimson Moon - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games 1 month ago:
Disagree with facts all ya want then. Won’t change em.
Skill issue.
- Comment on Crimson Moon - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games 1 month ago:
The aesthetic was great but everything else was certified ass. The combat was sluggish, clunky, and unresponsive. Hit and hurt boxes were atrocious on most enemies.
The new one is an improvement all around and it doesn’t even touch things like Elden Ring.
The game would have serviced a lot better if they tried making it as more of a typical action RPG, a la God of War, instead of trying to make it a knock off Souls-like and floundering at it.
- Comment on Affluenza is really the biggest driver between thinking the barrio/ghetto/slums is an "unsafe wasteland" vs people who are just trying to exist and survive in the framework they are given. 1 month ago:
“Well, if they didn’t want to then they wouldn’t do it!”
The obvious, simpleminded reply from someone of that position. I deal with them all too much cause of where I live. I’ve heard it all. They will make any excuses to justify their bigoted perspective.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Sound design was also lacking which was something the first one obviously had a lot of effort put into and probably why the combat just didn’t feel as impactful in this trailer. It’s pretty obvious this still needs time in the oven.
- Comment on Crimson Moon - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games 1 month ago:
Looks like the original Lords of the Fallen but not ass.
- Comment on Project Windless - Reveal Trailer | PS5 Games 1 month ago:
Chicken Little? No. Chicken BIG
This is apparently based on a book and now I feel very compelled to read it just to know what the ever-loving-fuck I was even looking at in that trailer. My mind went blank when I saw Chicken Big here start going all Dynasty Warriors on everything and the rest just refused to process.
- Comment on Untitled John Wick Game - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games 1 month ago:
The whole trailer that’s what I was thinking.
- Comment on Untitled John Wick Game - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games 1 month ago:
If it plays like Sifu then it could be quite interesting. I really hope it isn’t just a generic action shooter wearing the skin of the John Wick IP.