Also male lions spend an absurd portion of the day sleeping, and leave most of the work for the females
here there be lions
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s the dream.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Feminism has failed in its goal in making me into a house husband who plays vidja all day long while the dishwasher and washing machine do half my work.
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same, I could just have to receive my wife with a glass of whiskey and a pussy munching
flora_explora@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Actually that’s not true, male lions are usually hunting alone and in dense vegetation. Newer studies show that male lions actually hunt as much prey as female lions! It’s just harder for us to track that.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Lion: I wouldn’t be where I am without my ladies.
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“my wife chews on my balksack when I can’t keep up with her sexual appetite. this is a cry for help”
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It be that way sometimes (most times)
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 months ago
ass
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ass.
TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 2 months ago
There is a category of Russian memes known as “волчьи мемы” (literally “wolf’s memes”) where you have a picture of a wolf, often distorted, put some cliche edgy text on it, but swap some words to make it into something hilarious.
darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What the fuck is bad::s supposed to mean!?
smeg@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I think bad::5 is IPv6
pinchy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Psychologically accurate lion meme: “As a narcissistic wacko I yearn for a strictly hierarchical system, and I deserve to be at the top of it”
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You forgot the word fascist. They are also fascists. All these alpha male wanna be’s are all fascists.
pinchy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yep, the Venn diagram for this would certainly be gloomy.
Soup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Also, I will talk about how great I am but the women will do most of the work.”
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To be fair, I’ve met some cool-ass lions that were just hypnotized by Nala’s bedroom eyes.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ass
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And dragons, but they tend to have a confusing energy that makes you question if they have a quiet, submissive side.
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Obviously ants, bees and hornets are way more cooperative animals.
tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Maybe not the lions? Unless you think men fighting over harems of women is cooperation.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Juvenile male lions have a bro thing going on. Like Disney’s Lion King but with more lions.
Nougat@fedia.io 2 months ago
radix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“I’m a lone wolf.”
OK, so you’re too useless and/or immature to pull your own weight among your group and they kicked you out?
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 months ago
“I’m an Alpha male”
Ah, you’re so stressed, scared and disconnected from your community that you resort to intimidation and violence in some desperate grasp at self respect?
SandmanXC@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes I do, but only at my own expense.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Lone wolves are usually sick or unwell … and have usually been made to leave the group because they are a threat … and often are desperate and dangerous because they have to survive on their own which is near impossible and they won’t last very long until they can find a group that will accept them.