Also male lions spend an absurd portion of the day sleeping, and leave most of the work for the females
here there be lions
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floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
That’s the dream.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Feminism has failed in its goal in making me into a house husband who plays vidja all day long while the dishwasher and washing machine do half my work.
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Same, I could just have to receive my wife with a glass of whiskey and a pussy munching
flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Actually that’s not true, male lions are usually hunting alone and in dense vegetation. Newer studies show that male lions actually hunt as much prey as female lions! It’s just harder for us to track that.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Lion: I wouldn’t be where I am without my ladies.
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“my wife chews on my balksack when I can’t keep up with her sexual appetite. this is a cry for help”
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It be that way sometimes (most times)
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 month ago
ass
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ass.
TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 1 month ago
There is a category of Russian memes known as “волчьи мемы” (literally “wolf’s memes”) where you have a picture of a wolf, often distorted, put some cliche edgy text on it, but swap some words to make it into something hilarious.
darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
What the fuck is bad::s supposed to mean!?
smeg@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I think bad::5 is IPv6
pinchy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Psychologically accurate lion meme: “As a narcissistic wacko I yearn for a strictly hierarchical system, and I deserve to be at the top of it”
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
You forgot the word fascist. They are also fascists. All these alpha male wanna be’s are all fascists.
pinchy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yep, the Venn diagram for this would certainly be gloomy.
Soup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Also, I will talk about how great I am but the women will do most of the work.”
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To be fair, I’ve met some cool-ass lions that were just hypnotized by Nala’s bedroom eyes.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ass
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And dragons, but they tend to have a confusing energy that makes you question if they have a quiet, submissive side.
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Obviously ants, bees and hornets are way more cooperative animals.
tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Maybe not the lions? Unless you think men fighting over harems of women is cooperation.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Juvenile male lions have a bro thing going on. Like Disney’s Lion King but with more lions.
Nougat@fedia.io 1 month ago
radix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“I’m a lone wolf.”
OK, so you’re too useless and/or immature to pull your own weight among your group and they kicked you out?
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 month ago
“I’m an Alpha male”
Ah, you’re so stressed, scared and disconnected from your community that you resort to intimidation and violence in some desperate grasp at self respect?
SandmanXC@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes I do, but only at my own expense.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Lone wolves are usually sick or unwell … and have usually been made to leave the group because they are a threat … and often are desperate and dangerous because they have to survive on their own which is near impossible and they won’t last very long until they can find a group that will accept them.