here there be lions

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• radix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I’m a lone wolf.”

  OK, so you’re too useless and/or immature to pull your own weight among your group and they kicked you out?

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’m an Alpha male”

    Ah, you’re so stressed, scared and disconnected from your community that you resort to intimidation and violence in some desperate grasp at self respect?

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    • SandmanXC@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes I do, but only at my own expense.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lone wolves are usually sick or unwell … and have usually been made to leave the group because they are a threat … and often are desperate and dangerous because they have to survive on their own which is near impossible and they won’t last very long until they can find a group that will accept them.

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• floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Also male lions spend an absurd portion of the day sleeping, and leave most of the work for the females

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s the dream.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Feminism has failed in its goal in making me into a house husband who plays vidja all day long while the dishwasher and washing machine do half my work.

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    • OrganicMustard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same, I could just have to receive my wife with a glass of whiskey and a pussy munching

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  • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Actually that’s not true, male lions are usually hunting alone and in dense vegetation. Newer studies show that male lions actually hunt as much prey as female lions! It’s just harder for us to track that.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lion: I wouldn’t be where I am without my ladies.

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• sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “my wife chews on my balksack when I can’t keep up with her sexual appetite. this is a cry for help”

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It be that way sometimes (most times)

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ass

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Butt

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    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hindquarters, even.

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ass.

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• TwilightKiddy@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is a category of Russian memes known as “волчьи мемы” (literally “wolf’s memes”) where you have a picture of a wolf, often distorted, put some cliche edgy text on it, but swap some words to make it into something hilarious.

  Examples

  That who is that is that
  Others are not that
  Image Entrance is entrance
  and exit is an entrance
  in the other direction
  Image At home among his own,
  A stranger among strangers
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• darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What the fuck is bad::s supposed to mean!?

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think bad::5 is IPv6

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• pinchy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Psychologically accurate lion meme: “As a narcissistic wacko I yearn for a strictly hierarchical system, and I deserve to be at the top of it”

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  • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You forgot the word fascist. They are also fascists. All these alpha male wanna be’s are all fascists.

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    • pinchy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yep, the Venn diagram for this would certainly be gloomy.

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  • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Also, I will talk about how great I am but the women will do most of the work.”

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To be fair, I’ve met some cool-ass lions that were just hypnotized by Nala’s bedroom eyes.

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ass

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Be like a Capibara, don’t give a fuck

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• AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And dragons, but they tend to have a confusing energy that makes you question if they have a quiet, submissive side.

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• TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Obviously ants, bees and hornets are way more cooperative animals.

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• tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe not the lions? Unless you think men fighting over harems of women is cooperation.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Juvenile male lions have a bro thing going on. Like Disney’s Lion King but with more lions.

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• Nougat@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  https://fedia.io/m/BioLion

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