here there be lions

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• radix@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “I’m a lone wolf.”

  OK, so you’re too useless and/or immature to pull your own weight among your group and they kicked you out?

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I’m an Alpha male”

    Ah, you’re so stressed, scared and disconnected from your community that you resort to intimidation and violence in some desperate grasp at self respect?

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    • SandmanXC@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes I do, but only at my own expense.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lone wolves are usually sick or unwell … and have usually been made to leave the group because they are a threat … and often are desperate and dangerous because they have to survive on their own which is near impossible and they won’t last very long until they can find a group that will accept them.

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• sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “my wife chews on my balksack when I can’t keep up with her sexual appetite. this is a cry for help”

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It be that way sometimes (most times)

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• floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also male lions spend an absurd portion of the day sleeping, and leave most of the work for the females

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s the dream.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Feminism has failed in its goal in making me into a house husband who plays vidja all day long while the dishwasher and washing machine do half my work.

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    • OrganicMustard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same, I could just have to receive my wife with a glass of whiskey and a pussy munching

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lion: I wouldn’t be where I am without my ladies.

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ass

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Butt

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    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hindquarters, even.

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ass

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• darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What the fuck is bad::s supposed to mean!?

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think bad::5 is IPv6

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• Nougat@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  https://fedia.io/m/BioLion

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• tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe not the lions? Unless you think men fighting over harems of women is cooperation.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Juvenile male lions have a bro thing going on. Like Disney’s Lion King but with more lions.

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