Trump Secures Peace Deal Where Putin Gets Ukraine During The Week While Zelenskyy Gets Weekends And Two Weeks In The Summer

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• PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t post the fucking Babylon Bee, for chrissake…

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Roll out the red carpets for the murderous maniac. His best dictator friend bounces before lunch.

  They unfurl the mission accomplished banner.

  Motherfuckers, you didn’t even make it to lunch. No fucking deal, just another big tax payer bill.

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• snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s sad that their date didn’t seem to work out, I imagine trump will be taking things out on everyone again shortly.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hear Trump didn’t like it when Putin tried to date-rape him. Not that it offended him all that much, but Trump was quoted as saying “I do all the raping around here.”

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• FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought this was fucking real, what the fuck.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lemmy Protip: always check which community you’re in before getting upset.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s pretty bad when what would have been over the top obvious satire a few years ago makes us all question if it’s real.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Take me back to laughing at The Day Today

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• Xanthobilly@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Babylon Bee is the Onion for conservatives and it’s about as humorless as you’d expect. It just comes off as cruel and judgy like a juvenile tween.

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  • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It just comes off as cruel and judgy like a juvenile tween.

    Just how conservatives like it.

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  • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They were a lot better before Trump 1. Then they purged literally every member of their staff that was even slightly liberal, and their humor went with them. Every so often the bat finds the pinata.

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  • greygore@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, but it’s nice to see them branching out from the one pronoun joke that they keep recycling over and over.

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  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True but this one is kind of funny

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I agree. As the son of a single mom, this one fucked me up. Very funny.

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