I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Quickly, eat a massive bowl of soup and your body will just think you had a huge portion of chowder so you don’t need to feel ashamed.

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• NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The real dangers of marijuana

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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🤣

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  • littlebigendian@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1/1 chance of eating block of cream checheese 1/10000 chance of crippling psychosis

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hehe checheese.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is real. Id be so much less fat if i didn’t.

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  • defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This, but unironically.

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• toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Try to compensate with several bagels

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  • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More like 2 with the proper amount of cream cheese.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This too shall pass 😌

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  • Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As will gas

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• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m proud of you!

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• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro dump some salsa over that and eat it with tortilla chips

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  • cm0002@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aw fuck, that sounds so good, but alas, I have no salsa :(

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    • TheOakTree@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No hot sauce in the house? Blasphemy!

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• robdor@lemmynsfw.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  RIP toilet

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  • Matticus@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And a sad bum.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Protip: if you know Satan’s Eyeball is coming, you can, uh, line the exit with a barrier ointment called Ilex. Just be careful not to glue it shut (petroleum jelly can help). If you are too late, there’s this great soothing ointment called calmoseptine (it’s desitin with a very mild topical analgesic in it) but it’s pink and stainy so wear a pantyliner with it unless you really don’t like that pair.

      Source: former member of the nuclear taco club

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’ll be fine in a day or so, but get ready for some extreme bubble gut

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I may or may not have gotten way too into trees and bike repair and thought you were measuring your cheese with precision calipers

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  • YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta check for shrinkflation

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i just weigh it after i eat it

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• StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a waste of cream cheese. Here use it in this instead

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  • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    >Checks ingredients

    >No buffalo

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    • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      True, the one fatal flaw

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s just the standard chicken pasta recipe for buffalos.

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Okay, It’s been another five minutes and now I’m even more hungry than I was five minutes ago so now is the time you have to rise and bring forth your squirrel to the… bagle shop. Where I can get the cream cheese the creamy creamy cheese, cheesy cheesy cream.

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No help is needed, shits delicious

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Whatever you’ve heard about arterial maggots is NOT true.

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hope it was with chips and spicy salsa… as a lactose intolerante, that is what I always miss the most about cream cheese

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