it's called speedrunning, my dudes

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sometimes when you realize how bad the situation actually is, the only way out is through. Sometimes that means through a tube full of frog shit.

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  • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, and came out clean on the other side

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But when you start the journey with Rita Hayworth all bets are off.

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Speedrunning the frog” should totally be in daily vernacular. I’ll do my part!

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• segfault11@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• dogs0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Im gonna cry. This is so poetic

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• Soot@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “you can look it up” provides no specific details.

  It is true, the beetle is the Regimbartia attenuata. There’s a paper on the idea of active escape post-predator-contact www.sciencedirect.com/…/S0960982220308423

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  • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Although adult beetles were easily eaten by frogs, 90% of swallowed beetles were excreted within 6 h (0.1–6.0 h) after being eaten and, surprisingly, were still alive. When beetle legs were experimentally fixed with wax, all of the treated beetles were killed in the frogs’ digestive system and finally excreted >24 h (38.3–150.3 h) after consumption. Therefore, swallowed beetles likely used their legs to move through the digestive tract toward the frog vent, hastening their escape.

    Best bit in the summary

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    • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Vent? Omg these slang terms for cloaca

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  • segfault11@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “you can look it up” provides no specific details.

    it-is-known

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So if I understand this, the light at the end of the tunnel is sunlight shining at the asshole that I’m stuck in?

  Cool

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  • Illogicalbit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looking forward to seeing just what species I’m coming out of.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If we are stuck inside a bunch of assholes, that would explain why life is shit.

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• Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Petition to rename these beetles Lemmywinks

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• javiwhite@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “When life gives you a frog go through the anus” - Aristotle, probably.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  frog%

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• wieson@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Picture the meme of the diamond digger turning away shortly before reaching the diamonds.

  *most beetles
  *frog anus

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  one foot in front of the other five

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  • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Idk why this made my laugh but ty

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Free colonoscopy

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  • cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a feature, not a bug

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  • 7bicycles@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    [popping out of a frog butt] listen I think you’re a dick, but still, I think you should see a doctor

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  when you’re going through frog, keep going.

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• pappabosley@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And sometimes you have to walk through a whole lot shit to get somewhere good

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  • feddup@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sadly it’s often just back to where you started, outside next to the frog smelling of shit.

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• Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  🎶If youre going through, keep on going🎶

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• yucandu@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  True Facts: Beetles that Took Things Too Far: youtu.be/spuO7OpS6zw?t=667

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This does beg the question, is there a Lemmy version of snooted and booted?

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Props for ze frank. He has so many interesting facts in his videos.

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• Souroak@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And if you relate more with the frog, then it’s a lesson in chewing your food properly.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “coder” (stupid person teen for what I do) here: No, this wasn’t an accident.

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tapeworms likes to be eaten

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• woodenghost@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Makes you wonder why only one beetle does this. Were the adaptions necessary to survive the digestive acid really complex or really unlikely, maybe?

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