What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
People from the u.s.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
why not just eat off the floor at that point?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. 🤣
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn’t think you’re crushing on them. 😂
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
We’re special friends who cuddle naked 😌
krashmo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s with the switching back and forth between “you” and “u”? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Same for Me. Which isn’t hard at all if I think about it.
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Well there’s your problem. It helps to be hard.
TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.
brisk@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
This post is not about keeping shoes on
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shh, let’s keep them innocent.
Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
It is, though. You wouldn’t make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn’t think it’s moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you’d imagine, especially the carpets.
Maybe it’s a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you’d be the chosen one or something like that.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Only works if you’re a show-er though
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Or erect
spicystraw@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So technically, Jotaro doesn’t wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.
aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Anyone making more than $100k and less than $20k takes their shoes off at the door.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought the gardening in NZ thing was legit? Are there not foods you can buy in the store but are illegal to grow yourself?
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?”
pyre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you don’t wash your ass, you don’t take off your shoes inside… it’s funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages
moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why do I kinda want a pair
8000gnat@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
one knows that one must do it to another
whimsy@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Aah yes, finally, the rizzler
Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Congratulations. You’re going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!
sonoro@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This feels special…
TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shoes, indoors?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Shit, I don’t even wear pants in my home
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
even when guests are there?