“Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?”
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Submitted 18 hours ago by ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Agent641@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 hours ago
Same for Me. Which isn’t hard at all if I think about it.
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Well there’s your problem. It helps to be hard.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 hours ago
Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. 🤣
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn’t think you’re crushing on them. 😂
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 hours ago
We’re special friends who cuddle naked 😌
TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you’d imagine, especially the carpets.
Maybe it’s a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you’d be the chosen one or something like that.
brisk@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
This post is not about keeping shoes on
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 52 minutes ago
Shh, let’s keep them innocent.
TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Shoes, indoors?
krashmo@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
What’s with the switching back and forth between “you” and “u”? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.
spicystraw@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
So technically, Jotaro doesn’t wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Only works if you’re a show-er though
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Or erect
moseschrute@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Why do I kinda want a pair
8000gnat@reddthat.com 14 hours ago
one knows that one must do it to another
whimsy@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Aah yes, finally, the rizzler
sonoro@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
This feels special…
krunklom@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 17 minutes ago
People from the u.s.